Internet man, owns @XboxAchs, @PSTrophs & @ReseroNetwork. Man of many words. Speaks in punchy sentences. Opinionated. Sweary. Lovable though.
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Caved in and finally signed up to Instagram. I'm going to be one of them influencer types and make money off of looking pretty. Come join me on my adventure... or don't. Please do though, my future happiness depends on it. instagram.com/thedanwebb/
Folks, I'm moving to BlueSky because Elon Musk is a cunt and this place is full of bots. Hit me up over there, folks bsky.app/profile/dan-webb.bs…
Shrinkflation really has to stop! Terry's Chocolate Oranges are only 157 grams now. They used to be 175 grams. Robbing bastards. They'll charge us more though, won't they #TerrysChocolateClementine
News just in, David Coote's new job as a ref in the Fury vs. Usyk has gone down a treat in Saudi Arabia.
It's genuinely hilarious watching Australia throwing a World Cup game against Scotland because they're shit scared of playing England 🤣
I'm glad we won that, because otherwise what I'm about to say would come off as sour grapes... Sure, the Prem might be the most competitive league in the world, but it's surely the most corrupt/incompetent league out of the lot. The @premierleague & @FA_PGMOL should be ashamed.
"I'll get a Baldur's Gate 3 review out before Xmas," I said. Little did I know that my 70-hour Xbox save would disappear overnight. Fucking shambles.
I'm done with Elon's racist tendancies, hit me up on 🧵@ thedanwebb. First 75,000 people I'll follow back 👀
Fantastic effort from the social media team with this one. Also, haven't been this excited for a signing we made since Van Dijk.
Honestly over the moon about this transfer. What a player we've just signed. Get in.
Firmino going to Saudi Arabia is tragic. Still a great player, now off to watch his career die like the rest of them. I get it, one last big pay day before they retire, but that doesn't make it any less heartbreaking.
This. First time in years I've had to go to Google to get the lowdown on a news story. Twitter completely useless and full of misinformation RE what's happening in Russia. Twitter in the gutter right now, don't see how it can get any worse than this.
