no, you hang up.

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Y'all know the deal; no rain, no flowers.
I don’t want to hear a single word about sports betting out of you if you’ve never seen this screen before.
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Sportsbook execs watching you go from betting 1st TD parlays to triple double parlays 😂
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Damn, Steph gonna end up with some dogshit teams to close out his career. I was hoping they could rebuild around him 1 more time.
Steve Kerr says he's leaning toward this starting lineup for Opening Night: Stephen Curry Brandin Podziemski Gui Santos Yaxel Lendeborg Draymond Green (via @DaltonJ_Johnson)
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The responses to this tweet are umm.. tough to read. “Because shits rigged” “Because home field is worth 3 and the teams are even” “Because books love the rams” I guess those people have to exist for sharps to have their ecosystem to operate in too, but yikes.
So why is Buffalo the underdog?
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Please do not split 10s if we’re at the same table 😅
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david. retweeted
Dawg im high as fuck I thought ts said $110 million fully guaranteed for Brandin Podziemski
Just in: Golden State Warriors guard Brandin Podziemski has agreed to a five-year, $110 million fully guaranteed rookie-scale contract extension, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells ESPN. The deal includes a mutual option in the fifth year (2031-32) and a trade kicker.
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Watched a nigga go from breaking the pick 6 record to being the worst corner in the league you niggas don’t know pain like I do.
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POV: You're an OC and you just spent 14 hrs on a Tuesday trying to prepare for Scyther at free safety, Machamp at Mike, and Haunter and corner, but you're Jolteon X receiver hasn't passed confused protocol.
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david. retweeted
Bruh
Once a bitch start talking about anxiety I know that body count over 20
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Being a Cowboys fan is kind of like having a son that’s addicted to heroin and in-and-out of rehab. The love is still there somewhere, but god damn is it hard to care at this point.
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if i had a 100 bullets and both daron bland and adolf hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot daron 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see jake ferguson
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Me when Isaiah Rashad comes on:
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Smoking a joint and being a dj for just yourself with some nice speakers is really therapeutic.
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FanDuel is a book dumbass
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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Not seeing Michigan on here is a beautiful sight tbh.
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Penix had people thinking Ja’Lynn Polk and Rome Odunze were Jamarr Chase and Justin Jefferson lmao
the last time penix played in the Caesars Superdome
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Poetic justice. Fuck Michigan.
THE WORLD ALWAYS COMES FULL CIRCLE. IOWA (+180 ML) WALKS IT OFF AGAINST MICHIGAN 😱
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Brother this is ABSURD
Absolutely insane celebration by Texas holy shit 😭
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ESPN audio for Tennessee vs Texas
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Easiest fast ever.
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