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Nothing to see here, you will have forgotten me in 5 seconds anyway

Joined March 2012
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After 7,772 eggs hatched, I AM FREE
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How my players move when we're 1-0 down against relegation favourites and we're desperate for a win #FM27
This gif is so funny
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🍼BABYATHON🍼 Hello friends, we are finally taking the step in this scary journey and any support to try and make our dream a reality is appreciated, even if it’s just a retweet of a fond memory you have of Haven and I 💛 We will be raising money to attempt to start a family, we will be streaming together and making more memories together and with you and along the way. gofund.me/6befd6f49
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Well, it was fun while it lasted, back to the struggle I suppose
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Brb, downloading SEVEN 2Bs, because you can never have enough 2Bs Solid update really
NieR: Automata has suddenly gone from needing 50GB of storage to 366GB after its latest Steam update. The update was only supposed to add three new language options: Korean, Simplified Chinese and Traditional Chinese. However, something went wrong, causing Steam to count the game's files multiple times when calculating the space needed for the game and its DLC. As a result, players are being told they need more than seven times the usual storage space to install the game.
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We're allowed to do that?!
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Sometimes the algorithm on this site is terrible, other times it shows me confidently incorrect Arsenal fans claiming they were good enough to beat the might Fleetwood Town
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Things you love to see:
WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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That's OUR BOY! ❤️
The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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This Shadow Quilava hunt is gonna destroy me, isn't it, only 2.5k in, and I'm already having the "am I missing an important step?" and "do I have the only copy where it is somehow shiny locked?" thoughts That Bank closure timeframe is creeping up way too fast...
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Three GLORIOUS points at Stamford Bridge 🤩
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Liz, SMOL Liz, and their mighty steed
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Guess I'll be back at being the only person in the world who is bad at this again, at least for that free period...
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Some obscure speed runner would have found KongSkip for Any% Oasis Easter Egg Hunt within days I imagine
Lo que más me da risa de Ready Player One es que planteen que el súper secreto para obtener la primera llave, que nadie había encontrado en AÑOS, sea ir en reversa en la carrera, porque me pongo a pensarlo y siento que es lo primero que habría hecho la gente
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First league win for Spurs this season
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Week NOT ruined! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!
Three points in N17! 🙌
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Honestly, I should have seen the signs, San Marino WINNING yesterday, I shoulda seen the curse would finally be broken!
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I for one, an deeply excited to see the upcoming rise and domination of World Football by San Marino 🙏
GANÓ GANÓ GANÓ GANÓ GANÓ SAN MARINOOOOOOOOOOOO 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲 Sí, sí, ACABÁS DE LEER BIEN, San Marino GANÓ, GUSTÓ Y GOLEÓ por 4-0 a Moldavia por la segunda fecha de la Regions Cup. 🏆 Nadie confiaba porque perdíamos siempre pero hoy fuimos una mezcla de la Naranja Mecánica con el Brasil del 70. No paramos de hacer goles. Una locura lo que hizo la Sanmarineta. 🔥 Estamos segundos y vamos a definir el grupo ante Vojvodina donde hay que ganar sí o sí para avanzar a la siguiente fase. 👊 REVIVIÓ EL FÚTBOL, VENITE ESPAÑA, NO SOMOS TAN BUENOS. 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲
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A re-release of Re:In, as a non-gacha in the same way OT0 & FF:Resonance did, could be a possibility. Though a new game in the series... I'd welcome it
🚨 RUMEUR - La saga NieR bientôt sur Switch 2 ⁉️ Nash Weedle (@NWeedle) vient de préciser que plusieurs jeux NieR arriveront sur Switch 2 : - NieR Automota - NieR Replicant - Un nouveau jeu de la saga Nash précise aussi qu’il ne reste plus longtemps à attendre… Alors, vous seriez content par l’arrivée de cette sage sur Switch 2 ?
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So we're definitely conceding an early 2nd half goal to punish us for our inability to have an end product... Same as always #thfc
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Bentancur realising that the only way to get the right players played is to get himself sent off, 4D Chess right there, definitely
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So what I learned from that equaliser, is that we just need to cause Solanke to fall over in the box not knowing where the ball is, because that's how you get him to score
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