Social media has turned everybody into a wannabe celebrity, and I hate all y’all. 🤣🤣 Whole time, you work at Amazon, broke, and got 237 followers. PLEASE RELAX! 😭😂

I don’t even know who the white girl was they showed in that sports commercial during the baseball game, but she was so bad they had to run the commercial twice back-to-back. 🤣🤣

Being 30+ and waking up seeking attention, acceptance, and validation from strangers on social media is crazy. At some point, we gotta graduate from Internet High School. You got bills, responsibilities, & back pain.. why are you still worried about being popular? 🤣

Social media is basically high school for adults—popularity contests, cliques, and peer pressure included.

#CalebWilliams did all that crying, rolling around on the field, and getting carted off yesterday… just for it to be a minor hamstring strain 😩😭😂