Sometimes I do stuff, sometimes I don't. Jimi Beagle or Niki James on all music platforms
Melbourne
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Thanks so much to everyone who listens, shares, supports etc. I can’t express the gratitude in words
I have big plans for 2024
Gonna continue to make copyright free music under Jimi Beagle and also release new projects under Niki James
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Sorry I forgot to answer your message I also forgot to eat today if it makes you feel better
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers…
“What'd you get?"
"Four months' vacation and five good leads...
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Above the red line is the area the Israelis have given a 24-hr evacuation notice. H is for hospital.
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When you give a boy puberty blockers before he has begun to develop, he will likely wind up with a micropenis which cannot be used for a future vaginoplasty.
This means:
A. He may have a micropenis for the rest of his life if he outgrows gender dysphoria, as 88% of boys do
or
B. Surgeons would need to butcher his colon to line a front hole, a surgery which carries a high risk of infection, sepsis, and necrotizing fasciitis.
Option A will statistically leave him sterile.
Option B will leave him sterile and unable to orgasm.
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"Breaking on the Inside"
Due for release March 1st 🔥🔥🔥
Pre-save:
bit.ly/3Z1N8Mh
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ITS OUT, please go listen, and let me know thoughts!!!
open.spotify.com/track/6UxLF…
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Those heading away this Christmas, please take it easy on the roads. Every December I see a noticeable increase in near head on collision videos, this year being no exception. Take it easy, take lots of breaks and be aware of what other drivers are doing.
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Idea: A big red button on every social media platform that simply says:
🔴 RESET MY ALGORITHM
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My computer died tonight, I told @_CommanderPanda I was a god and fixed it with my big wrinkly brain, he saw right through me #twitch
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Lmao not Ryan gosling trying to hide a smirk
Everyone at the Oscar’s when Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock on national television #Oscars
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is a compilation of celebrities reacting to the 2017 best picture mixup between La La Land and Moonlight. A record of the image pre 2022 can be found here:
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