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They’re not that unhinged, just random but here we go a day late: What’s the equivalent of a pandemic baby but like mainly all your post grad years have been in a pandemic so at work you’re really used to heavily relying on technology/Microsoft teams for collaboration
I think I’m gonna do the 25 days of Christmas but an unhinged version and post all my drafts
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Annual reminder to stop showering today if you’re planning to be me for Halloween
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End of August is gonna start hitting real good these last four shows
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Someone got engaged a few rows behind us at @NoahKahan Fenway N4 during Orbiter 🥹 people were chanting “she said yes” when the song ended in case anyone was confused (Noah looked confused)
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Eat shit Pitt 🤪💙💛
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you seem pretty prone to procrastination for a girl so scared of failure
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April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic
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If you're starting a business, do this immediately: 1️⃣ Open a business bank account 2️⃣ Track every expense 3️⃣ Save for taxes 4️⃣ Separate personal & business money This alone prevents most tax headaches.
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talent being recognised, the world is healing.
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My life was filmed for a year and a half. It was weird, difficult, and genuinely beautiful to experience. I’m excited for you guys to see it too. This documentary captures so much more than I ever thought the world would see about myself, my creative journey and my family. I am nervous about it because it’s personal and some things I touch on are painful to think about and be reminded of. I remember though that anything scary or hard is usually worth sharing with the world. Maybe it will reach one of you in a time when you need it. Maybe you’ll see some of your own family in mine. Either way, I hope you love it. Noah Kahan: Out of Body, out April 13 on @netflix
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my thr eads have been popping off lately and sometimes you just need to cross over to get to the fright audience I guess - you’ll always be my first love Twitter
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Girl to girl: normalize rebranding your whole self in your 30s bc in your 20s you were on autopilot.
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losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar
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And for the lady, a 23-hour day of recognition?
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international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny
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changed my life forever today hehehe 🤪
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Trader Joe's is like if if a grocery store was your friend who studied abroad and made it their entire personality.
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sorry USA winning both women’s and men’s ice hockey against canada WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR
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CONDONES AGOTADOS EN LA VILLA OLÍMPICA Se han agotado los condones gratuitos en la Villa Olímpica Los atletas agotaron el stock estratégico (10.000 anticonceptivos) en un tiempo récord de tres días. Los organizadores se encontraron en una posición bastante incómoda y prometieron una nueva tanda, pero el momento aún no está claro, informa La Stampa. A modo de comparación, en los Juegos Olímpicos de París de 2024 se distribuyeron 300.000 preservativos a los atletas. La tradición de repartir anticonceptivos existe desde 1988 y se interrumpió solo una vez: en los Juegos de Tokio 2020, debido al COVID.
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