Upcoming gig @54Below playing Muppets classics. I'm on guitar/vox in the house band. 54below.com/events/54-celebr…
youtube.com/watch?v=D9lYeHgx… An original tune at the @AtlanticActing Alumni Cabaret.
An awesome tune by @luckynick sung by the golden voiced @kelleydugan xitter.cf/luckynick/status/74501…
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one's there to Tweet about it, does it make a sound? #FOMO
Check out my NPR Tiny Desk Concert contest submission! youtu.be/C1M151f1QZc It was supposed to be a short film, right?
Let's make like a tree and leave! Let's make like a banana and split! Let's make like Miley Cyrus and start licking things! #oneliner
Did you know that JK Rowling has a twin sister named LOL? #igotjokeshere #HarryPotter
My reflection in a puddle 15 ft down, through a subway grate. 8th Ave between 18th and 19th. #nyc #artallaroundus
Was doing some cardio at the gym today, and my eyes started playing tricks on me. Must've been one of those elliptical illusions. #gymjoke
I hope Djokovic beats Kevin Federline. I never really liked Britney Spears. #USOpen #graspingforstrawscomedy
MONDAY AUGUST 24 7PM Lucky Gretzinger and I are playing 45 minutes of tunes @MessHallHarlem #messhallharlem #summerjams
How do Mexican jumping beans work? And why do they have to be Mexican, huh @realDonaldTrump?
COMEDY written and performed by yours truly... youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5Z9q-G…
How do you explain to someone you're a mime? #firstworldproblems #catsgotmytongue

