The merger's off. 😂😭 youtu.be/2Y0h4x8fjzE?is=fBVI…

Justice for Lindsey! 🤣 youtu.be/pPQn0D5vW9o?is=uP31…

Today I noticed there's no fettuccine in the pantry so I had my Chicken Alfredo with spaghetti like an animal. Even though I don't have any Italian blood but I feel I owe Di Lelio and Sophia Loren an apology! 😞

One of the greatest episodes of Star Trek: TNG is "Darmok," where the Tamarians communicate entirely through metaphors. The concept is peculiar, tense, confusing, and deeply poetic; encouraging us to learn ancient stories and folklore. The fact that Picard (@SirPatStew) shares the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu from ancient Assyria beautifully highlights this intention. Temba, his arms wide! 🙂

And the sandcastle virtues are all swept away In the tidal destruction, the moral melee The elastic retreat rings the close of play As the last wave uncovers the newfangled way But your new shoes are worn at the heels And your suntan does rapidly peel And your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick

I've got post Salah depression syndrome. Szobo scores a great goal, I want to be happy then I think Mo should've been there and only then the win would be glorious. 😢 @LFC @Carabao_Cup

I just realized whistling Vivaldi's Winter is impossible.

Half these players have no business playing for a club at @LFC level. Iraola needs to get his defense straighten up before worrying about taping his rings. For a defender you think he'll get at least that part right. I said it b4, I'll say it again: managers like Iraola and Slot are not at this level. They don't understand the mechanics of a Liverpool team. They can't get the team work together. After Klopp this team needed a coach like Guardiola or even Mourinho, despite the fact that I don't like him. They understand how to make the transfer from a successful manager to the new one work seamlessly. #LIVNF

Can't wait for tomorrow's @TheFive to see Jessica's reaction to the @greggutfeld's monologue! 😂 @Gutfeldfox

Andretti won the @Freedom250GP with Kirkwood! I'm not a fan of Indy but this, I had to watch and what a race it was!! The streets, the scenery, starting next to the Capitol, going down to National Archives, passing the Washington monument. My God, this was prettier than @F1 Monaco races. Absolutely fantastic. Congratulations to all the drivers and organizers for pulling this one off. Thank you @POTUS. Incredible!!!

In my youth I used to think one day I'll wake up to prosperity, family and good life. Nowadays, I think one day, I won't wake up...

Mine immaculate dream Made breath and skin I've been waiting for you

This is what happens when I'm bored off my ass!