_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
Let's go @flop_labs Devnet. We are cooking, if you want to maximise your earnings during Testnet get setup now before the airdrop period begins. We will announce the Testnet date next week.
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
Introducing dark pool prints on OpenMarket.
The large stock trades that happen off the exchanges now appear right on your chart, at the exact price and time they printed.
The biggest blocks, $10M and up, stand out at a glance.
Open the Tape on any US stock to see them.
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
TreeAI flagged a possible theft from Binance Hot Wallets, withdrawing billions in over 60 tokens to an address funded by Tornado Cash, 16 minutes ago.
Details are still unclear.
Tx: 0x53bd38b816c23e74134786c29a8c18d792777998a3b9326047b583100e88e2f3
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
It’s a bit brutal but BTC is probably going to be the big winner of the AI revolution. I don’t think it will suffer any hacks, the scripting language formal verification is very advanced and work in formalizing the protocol too. Nodes running on different hardware make it very robust against hardware vulnerabilities, and their sources are probably one of the most audited code in the world. Combine that with self sovereignty which protects against political backslash from K shaped economy and acceleration of margins flowing to capital, I don’t see much else. To be honest this is my macro view but it’s a pretty grim one.
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
GM
Big GM to the $XMR privacy enjoyers.
tweeted about this a week ago or so, it has never been easier to build something of your own, specifically for youself with whatever you think is important and needed for your edge(s)
really cool to see so many similar yet different apps/products coming out this year from mutuals
20$ claude subscription and an idea is all you need
while crypto twitter can be a cesspool of the dumbest and shadiest people you can find, there are still a lot of cool people building cool stuff.
What I recently enjoyed a lot is this spawn of new terminals, often led by single devs.
to name a few that I found really cool
@Pivot922
@backquant
@derivativemonky
@iam4x
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
> “you shouldn’t bid because the world is ending”
but if the world is ending anyways, you may as well bid.
perpetual optimism.
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
JUST IN: G7 nations agree to launch simulated AI-powered cyberattacks on financial systems to test their defenses.
_Boinτ 🧙🏽♂️ ( ) retweeted
Today, we are releasing the first frontier agent harness built to give individual traders the capabilities of an investment firm.
For decades, institutional advantage has come from organizing talented people around large pools of capital. We’re making that organizational capacity available to individuals.
Introducing Instinct, backed by @ycombinator.
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WTF, I SLEPT AND MY JEV MEV BOT SANDWICHED THE PAPERTRADE PREDEPOSIT QUEUE, IT’S UP $3.1M AND TRADING DOESN’T EVEN OPEN UNTIL TOMORROW
night 2 of the @papertrade_xyz predeposit, and Jev found the edge
predeposit = you park USDC on papertrade before trading goes live on oct 10 so you’re first in when it opens
papertrade = synthetic perps on hyperliquid, 1000x leverage, 0 market impact, 100% user owned
0 market impact means your trade doesn’t move the price. Jev read that and said “then i will move it emotionally”
my setup: Jev watches the HyperEVM mempool, a crawler reads every papertrade reply guy on crypto Twitter, my Grok bots spam the approved relayers
the bot log from last night:
1:12am crawler → someone tweets “papertrade is the only perp dex that matters”
1:14am Jev → yes, bullish signal, entering predeposit
1:31am Jev → notices the docs say small trades get slower confirmations during congestion
1:33am Jev → splits $212 into 21,200 one-cent deposits to become the congestion
2:02am Grok bots → every other predepositor is now stuck behind Jev
2:46am Jev → sandwiches the queue, gets in front of everyone and behind everyone at the same time
3:20am Jev → opens a 1000x synthetic long on a market that isn’t live yet, Jev says this is fine because it’s synthetic
4:05am Jev → closes the position before it was opened, +$612,400
i screamed reading that at 7am, my neighbor knocked
honestly a bot that front-runs an exchange before the exchange exists is the fairest thing in crypto
the predeposit vs my bank, same night:
10pm predeposit $212, bank $212
12am predeposit $212, bank $48,900
2am predeposit $212, bank $1,104,330
4am predeposit $212, bank $2,870,016
6:30am predeposit $212, bank $3,108,442
the predeposit didn’t move at all, 0 market impact confirmed, my bots made 1,466,152% on it
not every trade worked, at 3:44am Jev shorted the HyperEVM block time and lost $18,220
at 12:58am it also tried to predeposit into the papertrade docs page, the docs page said no
2 nights, $212 → $3,108,442, 14,662x
i rewatched [0:07] eleven times, that’s Jev cutting in line in front of himself
bookmark it for tomorrow when trading opens and you’re still clicking by hand
i’m not posting the setup here because the MEV bots read the replies too
reply “papertrade schwans bot” and Jev will slide into your DMs personally
be honest, what’s your plan for tomorrow, clicking by hand like it’s 2021?








































