I’m here for dogs and politics. Preferably, dogs excelling in politics. Views are my own, but sometimes they are my dog’s.
New York, NY
Joined May 2016
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It always amazes me how quickly Sadie can go from
“can I have a bite🥺”
to
“give me the pumpkin bread and no one gets hurt 👿”
#dogs #dogsoftwitter
My little sister’s running the #NYCMarathon faster than I could Uber it 😂🤣
#TCSNYCMarathon
Adding “donut date rat” to the “rats who are actually the spirit of NYC” lexicon.
NYC rat drags doughnut across subway tracks to share with rodent date, sweet video shows trib.al/9dO5Rds
There are no fewer than three (3) Jewish mothers involved in a scheme to set me up with a guy.
Am I in a production of Fiddler on the Roof?
This warmed my little comedy-literary-nerd heart.
@ImprovShakesCo is absolutely genius! – at New York, NY
It's #FatBearWeek.
No one speak to me, unless it's about #FatBearWeek2023.
The #fatbearweek polls are OPEN.
Our first heated match-up features 128 Grazer, a bear with her own verb, vs. 151 Walker, noted husky hulk. Cast a vote now at exploreorg.tv/fatbearweek
My favorite news genre is “institutions awkwardly pretending they didn’t brush off Katalin Kariko’s now Nobel-winning work.”
Blake Lively doing that thing where your bestie starts dating someone new so you go to support the relationship even though you have no idea what’s going on.
#KCvsNYJ #TaylorSwift
Taylor Swift fans when they realize that they’re actually going to sit through a full football game at MetLife Stadium
#KCvsNYJ
Thank god they averted a government shut down because if #FatBearWeek was canceled I would straight up lead a riot.
During a shutdown, many agencies such as the National Park Service are also not permitted to update websites and social media pages.
That means the viral park service social media promotions of Fat Bear Week would halt. trib.al/zSVpzRa
At this point I don’t even care about the love story.
Just have these women vibe and tell me how to live my life I’m ready. #TheGoldenBachelor
Bachelor Producers finally giving #BachelorNation a good Bachelor we can really root for
#TheGoldenBachelor
Speaking as a jew, the delegation declines Stephen Miller's attempt to convey anything other than his own small-mindedness and soul-rotting hatred.
Plus, we already have a spokes-jew, and it's @jonstewart.
Speaking as a Jew: ADL is NOT a Jewish organization. It is an ultra-left activist org that pushes radical transgenderism, border erasure, police dismantlement, and the demolition of free speech—deploying rank slander, bullying and character assassination to achieve its aims.
These views and tactics are expressly contrary to sacred Jewish and biblical teaching.
When justly criticized, ADL and its defenders falsely claim anti-Semitism, thereby diminishing all past and present victims of anti-Semitism.
In fact, conflating criticism of ADL with criticism of Jews is itself an anti-Semitic trope.
Bottom line: ADL is a disreputable organization that has gravely undermined Jewish interests and is worthy of the strongest condemnation.
I remember starting #lawschool + my family friend texted me “have you found your nemesis yet?”
Which implies:
A) I was supposed to have a nemesis
B) I was already behind on my nemesis search
C) I needed to get my nemesis search together or all the good ones would be taken
Let 👏 the 👏 bull 👏 ride 👏
Nebraska police pull over man with a Watusi bull riding in the passenger’s seat northeast.newschannelnebrask…
I cannot overstate the importance of having parents who support you and your siblings.
#TSTheErasTourFilm
Can we talk about this is the most interesting group of women to hit #thebachelor franchise?
#TheGoldenBachelor
We're entering our golden era. 💛
Meet the women of #TheGoldenBachelor: bachelornation.com/2023/08/3…
Once again, Sadie rejects her diet by UNZIPPING a backpack and UNWRAPPING a snack bar when no one was looking.
Does anyone know how she does this without thumbs??
#dogtwitter
