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Multiracial tsinay, ADHD, Queen of the Mermaids, very queer (pan), busy renewing my spirit (she/her/siya)

Joined November 2018
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My dearest love, my best friend, my partner-in-crime, Johnny Maloney, aka hipgunslinger, aka @Scatterbrains, died of a brief severe illness on Thursday. No services will be held. My heart is destroyed.
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My son came to me with some news. He told me Dolly Parton had died and I said I knew. And then he got quiet for a second and said she loved me. She used to send me a lot of books. I had to just look at him for a moment. He was talking about the Imagination Library. The program where Dolly sends books to children every month from birth until they start school. Millions of kids across the country get these books. My son believed that Dolly Parton personally knew him. That she had specifically selected each book, thought about him individually, put it in an envelope, and mailed it to our house every single month because she loved him specifically. Not as part of a program. Not as one of millions of children. But because she and my son had a personal relationship and she was devoted to his literary development specifically. And honestly when you think about it from a child's perspective that's not even an unreasonable conclusion. Books showed up every month with her name attached. She clearly cared. Why wouldn't she know him personally. I didn't have the heart to fully correct him in that moment. Because also he wasn't entirely wrong. She did love him. She loved all of them. She just loved a lot of children at once and had a very efficient system for showing it. Rest easy Dolly. My son misses you personally.
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Thanks, @MapQuest! It’s way too confusing to have a continent, country, gulf, and lake all named the same thing. I appreciate the the spirit of patriotism though, so I will be returning to a classic.
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Doja Cat comments on what Timothée Chalamet had said about ballet and opera recently.
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I don’t know how to go on missing you so much @Scatterbrains we still had so many plans.
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Replying to @ConcernedApe
@ConcernedApe @Steam This is a wild shot in the dark, but I am desperately hoping someone can help me. I was playing Stardew Valley co-op with my love for years, but he is the one who ran the co-op and he recently suddenly died on Thursday. Now I have lost our farm because it
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@ConcernedApe @Steam was started on his end. While it will never be the same without him, I would love to have everything we built together. If there is anything you can do to help me with this, it would mean the world to me to have our little dream world back. Thank you.
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Say hi to Nelson, and have a wonderful November! Or don’t say hi to Nelson. You’ll still have a wonderful November. He’ll just be kinda sad you didn’t say hi.
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I would die for this face
Perfect boy Scribbles has made it out of the hospital one terrible leg lighter and jam packed full of other cats' blood and gosh darn it he's ready to be appreciated for once
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no - somehow, sweet Luke is still desperately waiting for a home. He's such a sweet boy, he gives the best headbutts and just wants to play and be near humans. I don't really understand why he's still here Luke is located in the SF Bay Area to inquire: friendsofbearcatrescue.org/c…
Replying to @feederofcats
Any update on Luke? Has he been adopted yet?:(
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$150 chewy gift card to whoever adopts this sweetheart.
Mildred Robert Brown is a sweet twelve year old lady looking for a home. She would love a quiet spot to lay and gaze out of the window and be cherished. 📍 Blackwood, NJ
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I’m gonna cry. Someone adopt this sweet baby RIGHT NOW.
Mildred Robert Brown is a sweet twelve year old lady looking for a home. She would love a quiet spot to lay and gaze out of the window and be cherished. 📍 Blackwood, NJ
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Ohhhh yeah! That slow and steady kneading is gonna make her a pro in the biscuit-making game. Looking forward to Wonton’s Bake Shoppe merch, which (I assume) has a logo where the rolling pins look like bonkers.
Wonton's biscuit factory is back open for business 🥹
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Gonna be real disappointed if @uiowa doesn’t join the @bigten MADC
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So I sent @Support screenshots of the emails THEY SENT ME when the hackers stole my gookygox account, and they tell me they can’t verify that it’s mine??? What else could you possibly need from me? I even showed proof from emails of posts sent to me more than 10 years ago.
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Everyone please go and report @gookygox Someone hacked my old account.
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Happy birthday to the best birthday buddy in the universe, @GarrettRWang 🎉🎂 (even if I’m not sure it counts because gems not from this dimension)
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The great Un-Twittering will begin this weekend. Please let me know if you want to keep in touch. I mostly over on Bluesky now.
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Haven’t tweeted in a while but if you voted for Trump, fuck you. If you thought we were friends, we’re not. With that, I’m out (again).
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