NARRATOR And, in fact, she would never climb out.

things happen. God knows, things happen. but Twitter is not a safe place to share your journey okay. it’s just not.

that song alone makes me want to put a pole in my living room. I might need to buy a house again soon.

I definitely scared myself the day I told my child “never tell anyone outside the family what you’re thinking,” it was the first time a Godfatherism slipped into my parenting😭

A DISSERTATION. I’m telling you, @mminthecity and I could speak forever about this.

go find me💛

it’s one thing to have inside spirals, but you realize you typed all that out and hit “post,” right??

everyone has been crashing out over various and sundry things, including Zack Fox, and I just need us all to take a deep breath okay?

I hate that these lists disappear after I love them, but I suppose that makes me appreciate them more while they’re here. such is life.

what is going on with those 43 monkeys???

none of my thoughts about this are easily condensable, but…I think it’s important to decide who the enemy is and whether you can apply the singular focus to do more than your enemy will do to win that fight. I don’t think pointing the fight inwards is the way, in this instance.

sometimes, I RT things that I want to talk about because I really don’t like QTing someone I’m not trying to engage in convo bout that topic. so…

that California man looks like he has a dungeon full of leather and sharp toys and a pile of NDAs at the ready.

this deserves to be an album cover. I won’t explain. someone from Griselda, grab it.

yes, this is precisely the type of chaos I’m built for.

Every single word of this is sublime. Merry Christmas to me.