Alan Shore (Parody)

“Whatever one’s belief in god…I know we can all agree: Some lives are taken far too early and others, far too late.” °Alan Shore °Boston Legal RP °Crossovers/OCs encouraged °Multifandom/multiship °N/SFW °Alan is a notorious flirt/womaniser, but with a big heart ↺ + ♡

Do you take credit?

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate prostitutes and loose women. A lot. But what I do NOT like are bots that make a mockery of said women. Yet here I am, being stalked by a whole army of them. I am sincerely disappointed.

Alan Shore. Best attorney on the East Coast. Nice to meet you.

Any time. One of the perks of being a lawyer. If you ever need a defence attorney, I’ll be happy to help. I mean, considering you pay well enough.

Granted, finding a jury of your peers might be difficult, but on that same note, the old adage applies: You’re in our house, you follow our rules. Or, you know, get your ass handed to you by your brother and his pals.

That still doesn’t apply unless you have diplomatic immunity, which isn’t exactly what you think it is. Besides, is murder NOT illegal in Asgard? I doubt it. Most places have laws about murder. Though, at least you didn’t kill anyone in Texas. They love the death penalty there.

Why not?

See, there’s this little thing called jurisdiction. Usually, you are beholden to the laws of the place you’re in. If you’re in New York, you are legally bound to the laws of New York City, the State, and the USA. The origins of the victim only come into play in diplomatic cases.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that. Can you at LEAST make it look like an accident next time? It’d make getting you off that much easier.

Technically, it could be counted as manslaughter if you didn’t mean to do it.

The latter part is 100% true.

//Is it wrong that I can totally picture this conversation going on between Alan and Denny?

//I finally started working on my fic again. Bring the tissues. docs.google.com/document/d/1…