You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.

Land Of Upright Men. 🌍.
Joined May 2012
Hugh Mungus retweeted
.@FlavioBolsonaro hand Lula a water nigga
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What’s stopping you from actually doing to live in Syria?
It is better to live in a war torn country like Syria than to live in colonial extraction colonies like Kenya, Libya, Nigeria or South Africa.
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Cry more bitch
Round 1: 🏆Bolsonaro: 56.1 million votes Lula: 53.9 million votes Round 2: 🏆Lula: 64.1 million votes (+10.2M) Bolsonaro: 59.8 million votes (+3.7M) To give you an idea of how unlikely this is: all the eliminated candidates from round 1 got 9.33M VOTES COMBINED
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
Obrigado, povo brasileiro! 📸 @ricardostuckert
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
That was some good attendance for the Murima Derby.
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lol surely who even benefits from such a scenario? Hata kama ni agenda 😆
My conspiracy theory is, one of the reasons why forests are being logged at this rate. Planned impoverishment of Kenyans and communities. Cut trees, mess the weather, ruin the food baskets, make people dependent.
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
"Would you rather be cucked by a German or an African?" You may as well call it the Critical Theory of Cuckoldry.
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
"We lose so many trans women and effeminate men to violence in men's washroom" When has this ever happened in Kenya?
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
There are people from war torn Sudan living in Europe! They never do this nonsense
“As a Nigerian, Our Passport Is Very Us€less. I’ll Advise You To Do Everything Possible To Get Another Passport, Especially For Your Children Sake. It’s a Necessity.” ~ European-Based Nigerian Lady Reacts
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
Giannis was getting number 1 seeds with Eric Bledsoe at PG Bitch ass niggas
Giannis is a great statistical player but he might be the most inconsequential superstar in the league Like, he doesn't raise your team's floor, just their ceiling, and the Heat have a very low floor because they gutted their team to acquire him
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
a man followed me for 4 exits because i tapped my horn once. not a long honk. the little polite one you do when someone doesn't notice the light turned green. i think about him every single time i get in a car now silver nissan altima. he wasn't yelling, he wasn't even mad looking. he was just staring at me in my rearview at every light, eating sunflower seeds and spitting the shells out the window one at a time like he had all day. he did have all day. i had a 2pm i didn't go home because i didn't want him to know where home was. i drove to a kroger and parked right by the entrance under the big light where the carts are, because i'd read once that's what you're supposed to do. i sat there for 25 minutes holding my keys between my fingers like i was going to fight a nissan he did one slow lap through the parking lot and left. i went inside and bought a rotisserie chicken i didn't want because i felt like i owed kroger something for keeping me alive the whole 25 minutes i kept opening my contacts trying to decide who to call and realized there was nobody i could call at 1:40pm on a tuesday without it being weird. i called my mom. she didn't pick up. she texted back "busy what's up" and i said "nothing just saying hi" that was 2019. i haven't honked since. someone cuts me off, i let them. someone sits at a green light scrolling instagram, i wait. i say "come on buddy" very quietly to my own steering wheel so nobody can hear it, not even the car my friends think i became a calm person. i didn't. i just assume everyone on the road is having the worst day of their life with a tire iron under the seat, and i'd like to make it to thursday last week a woman behind me honked because i was going exactly the speed limit. i waved at her. i don't know why i waved. she looked terrified
You guys underestimate how dangerous people actually are. People get killed for honking at cars. It doesn’t matter your tone, intentions, etc. you never really know when people are ready to go out and they have no problem taking others with them
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
Y'all claim to support women's choices until it's time to support women's choices. Feminists kwelikweli
Ati becoming a wife master class??? Yuck yuckest 😂😂tufundishe kutengeneza pesa.
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
IMO I think we need to normalize women wanting different things in life. For some women success is a happy home, kids and marriage and for some it’s a career and money. One woman’s dream doesn’t have to look like another’s for it to be valid. Kila mtu afanye ile inamfurahisha😬😬
Ati masterclass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tukue serious kidogo aki
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
I thought you was one of dem bullshit captionin niggas and they really call da police on lil dude
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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You know the way Kenyans love each other abroad? How everyone is willing to step in on your behalf if they are available? How Ubuntu is the mantra. I booked a ticket without considering my arrival time to the said destination. My Sis was like worry not niko na rafiki anaitwa Manu he'll pick you & ensure you get on the right train. I got to Copenhagen at 9pm and the Nandi Champ from Megun-Kapseret kotachaa, he was from school that evening. My train ticket was for almost mid-night, he got me a sim-card and airtime. And showed me how to use it, I wanted to pay him he said "mambo madogo haya" The few hrs tukingoja gari ya moshi, i got to know he is phd fellow and had landed just 2 months ago at that time. He was 30 at that time & was the only african in his class of economics. But their were some Nigerians in different departments. From the talks I realised this guy was really sharp upstairs, nikamuuliza when you arrived who received you? The railway lines etc "Kolenjo atyondo" he figured Everything on his own😭 and stayed in a hotel for almost a month since accommodation is crazy in cph. My time was almost up and the only way I thought i could appreciate Manu was offer to share whatever I had taken to my sister. Nikamshow niko na Familla Porridge flour akasema he drunk enough in "tumdo of the forest" hataki. I used to think you guys were exaggerating tl about uji. The only things he agreed were Omena & royco cubes. So we said our goodbyes and I went my way to South of Denmark. Since then we've been in communication once in a while and I promised the next time I am there I would bring him Omena & unga ya ugali. A few days ago he had a cardiac arrest and passed on in his sleep, i am so gutted, annoyed and very sad. Mutyo nebo iman Bot Manu, the Dad and siblings. Ngogaikayak Kiptaiyat.
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Hugh Mungus retweeted
until wemby turns into a dictator this team isn’t doing shit, he’ll learn eventually
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Kyshawn George: "We're deep" AD:
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Czemu faceci się tak burzą na to, że niektóre kobiety lubią czarnych? Wy uwielbiacie azjatki i nikt wam nic nie mówi xd
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Be ready for a tolled dualled Nairobi-Mombasa highway, tolling is the future zoeni mapema . I live in a country where all motorways connecting major cities are tolled
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Fans wa Man U who can’t take it anymore kujeni hii upande ya NBA , I saw the light in 2019 and never looked back
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