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Let's talk about your business or brand for a second. No one talks about this, but Black Friday isn’t only about getting more people to buy from you, it is about whether your business can handle the customers you attract. Picture this: you announce a fantastic offer, your DMs flood in. Transfers start dropping. “I’ve paid, please check.” then you’re scrolling through chats trying to remember who ordered what, who paid, and who is still waiting for a reply. By the next day or few days, someone asks, “Where is my order?” and you don’t know. That’s not a problem you want to find out about in the middle of a sales campaign. If you’re a business owner, founder or service provider preparing for Black Friday, don’t only plan your discount. Look at what’s behind the sale. → How will you manage incoming inquiries? → How will you track payments and orders? → How will you keep in touch with customers? → How will you handle fulfillment and delivery? → How will you keep records of the people who buy? These aren’t small details; they are part of your customer experience, and they decide whether a first-time Black Friday buyer comes back. I help business owners look at their customer journey, find the gaps and build simple systems that support growth. If you’re not sure your business is ready for more demand, book a clarity session with me before the rush, and walk away with a plan. Don’t just prepare to sell more, prepare your business to handle more. Comment CLARITY or send me a DM, and let’s work together. Don’t forget to follow this page for more helpful content like this for your business or startup. Follow, share and save this post, because you might never know when you need it. This video sent me on a research, do you the tribe that does this?
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Nigerians are good people, seh. Nobody gifted her on her husband's coronation because she has no children. The algorithm did its thing and people are showering her with gifts as we speak all over the country and outside the country
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If you are married...this is how to de-stress. Do it tonight! Even your sleep tonight will be like a baby's Plan to do it 3-5 times this week and see if you’ll have any fights till Saturday. Just copy and share with your partner and thank me later for not gatekeeping this
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This is what it looks like from the inside. God is great❤️
I just learned that after birth the placenta leaves a dinner sized plate wound in the uterus where it was attached, and the uterus has to shrink (via contractions) from basically the size of a watermelon to a pear. yet toxic men expect postpartum women to be ready to have sex by 6 weeks and the culture wants them to “bounce back”.
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If you are married...this is how to de-stress. Do it tonight! Even your sleep tonight will be like a baby's Plan to do it 3-5 times this week and see if you’ll have any fights till Saturday. Just copy and share with your partner and thank me later for not gatekeeping this
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Funmi | Lifecycle Marketing & Customer Retention retweeted
Let's talk about your business or brand for a second. No one talks about this, but Black Friday isn’t only about getting more people to buy from you, it is about whether your business can handle the customers you attract. Picture this: you announce a fantastic offer, your DMs flood in. Transfers start dropping. “I’ve paid, please check.” then you’re scrolling through chats trying to remember who ordered what, who paid, and who is still waiting for a reply. By the next day or few days, someone asks, “Where is my order?” and you don’t know. That’s not a problem you want to find out about in the middle of a sales campaign. If you’re a business owner, founder or service provider preparing for Black Friday, don’t only plan your discount. Look at what’s behind the sale. → How will you manage incoming inquiries? → How will you track payments and orders? → How will you keep in touch with customers? → How will you handle fulfillment and delivery? → How will you keep records of the people who buy? These aren’t small details; they are part of your customer experience, and they decide whether a first-time Black Friday buyer comes back. I help business owners look at their customer journey, find the gaps and build simple systems that support growth. If you’re not sure your business is ready for more demand, book a clarity session with me before the rush, and walk away with a plan. Don’t just prepare to sell more, prepare your business to handle more. Comment CLARITY or send me a DM, and let’s work together. Don’t forget to follow this page for more helpful content like this for your business or startup. Follow, share and save this post, because you might never know when you need it. This video sent me on a research, do you the tribe that does this?
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Marketing and its different classifications is evergreen
We already have marketers that are billionaires.
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this is the first time in a long time that 9-5ers anticipate the work week
Omo Make a whole 9-5er Dey anticipate Monday because of stable electricity and AC. Tinubu must go walahi!!! 😭😭😭
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If you are married...this is how to de-stress. Do it tonight! Even your sleep tonight will be like a baby's Plan to do it 3-5 times this week and see if you’ll have any fights till Saturday. Just copy and share with your partner and thank me later for not gatekeeping this
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reminds me of my secondary school as a boarding student; it is leg they used to wash beans ooo
With leg?!!😩😩😩😩😩
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4 years ago, once upon a time, this was N12,500 per carton
When last did you eat this fish? The fish has turned gold. Lol
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What's one giveaway you would get genuinely excited about that isn't money? 1. A fully paid experience – Spa day, dinner for two, hotel stay, weekend getaway. 2. Useful gadgets – Smartphone, laptop, smartwatch. 3. Shopping vouchers 4. A professional opportunity – Free mentorship, business consultation, CV makeover, personal branding session. 5. A skill upgrade – Fully sponsored training, certification or online course. 6. A year's subscription – Internet data or a professional software subscription. 7. A home upgrade – Generator, inverter, household equipment. 8. A personal luxury package – Hair makeover, wardrobe makeover, skincare package or fashion styling. 9. An unforgettable experience – Concert tickets, flight tickets, a special birthday celebration.
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You need this ice cream this sunny afternoon
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I particularly liked the fact that she wasn't among that crew of hiding the pictures of their kid, everyone has their decision, truly, but see this gorgeousness nah
This Atere’s family shoot is intentional sha, a Pinterest worthy family picture POV: If everyone like make them post this Veekee James and her family picture, my page will still go ahead and post it… it’s too gorgeous ❤️
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Gratitude over the seeingly small things
What is something that dramatically improved your Mental health this year?
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The cost of eating healthy ehn, God is helping us
“When I eventually buy my Juice maker, I will be making smoothies everyday” 🤡🤡 “When I eventually buy my griller, I will be making barbecue chicken every weekend” 🤡🤡 If you do it once, that will be all. Ask some of us, na so we make mouth 😭
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Sometimes I have to pause and ask myself, "Wait, didn't I promise never to say this?" Parenting really humbles you.
What is one thing you experienced in your childhood that you swore you would never do to your children, but now that you're a parent, you find yourself doing it? Let's hear the confession. 😂
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I feel like this is one is a very key thing that should be discussed in pre-marital counselling
I just learned that after birth the placenta leaves a dinner sized plate wound in the uterus where it was attached, and the uterus has to shrink (via contractions) from basically the size of a watermelon to a pear. yet toxic men expect postpartum women to be ready to have sex by 6 weeks and the culture wants them to “bounce back”.
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Did you know this? What if they had diarrhea? 😂
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Modern plumbing is my favorite invention.
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This list!!!!
Things that make you look upper class: 1. White teeth 2. Quality perfume 3. Good style 4. Good posture 5. A watch 6. Good hair 7. Clear skin 8. Good energy 9. Discipline 10. Self-respect Most luxury is behavior.
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I attract more international consulting contracts, corporate clients and strategic partnerships. I work with reputable organizations, global institutions, and businesses that value my expertise.
Write down your goals in present tense.
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