jak retweeted
I thought living with your parents at 30 would mean theyβd be asking me where Iβm going all the time, but actually Iβm the one at home all day calling them where the hell they are all the time
jak retweeted
u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
jak retweeted
Iβll never ever get bored watching the downfall of Manchester United. The joy it brings me must feel like what heroin users feel.
jak retweeted
the fact that darkness is basically the default state of the universe and we only get daylight because thereβs a giant ball of fire nearby is kinda insane
jak retweeted
are you fucking kidding me
A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team.
They heard him meowing coming from their excavator.
Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out.
They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. Sheβs now the official shop cat.
jak retweeted
why does everyone at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there itβs over in 5 seconds
































