LED light bulbs last for 22 years if you never use them.

किं चोदनम् = Sanskrit for What the Fuck? Might come in handy as we move along.

Just found out that I'm a useful idiot. Time to crank up my YouTube channel.

The end of the world appears to be going as well as could be expected.

They said getting old could be rough. But they didn't mention the heartbreaking, mind-blowing slow torture of every aspect of life part.

Glad this body is just a rental.

Why did they put the sex organs right next to the butthole?

We were fucked the moment they let Ferengi join Starfleet.

In space no one can hear you fart.

I have given up on life; I accept all cookies.

All the nasty mean shit on social media is still way nicer and calmer than what goes on in my own mind.

I try to understand both sides of an argument in an attempt to frustrate the greatest number of people possible.

There is 4D chess and then there is checkers on acid. They can appear similar at times.

Seriously contemplating at what exact moment the world went full retard.

I'm old enough to remember maybe 5 minutes ago.

May you live in less shitty times.

I have never met a bed I could not shit.

I have given up hope, and it feels pretty good.

My love language is fuck off.