max is my pookie

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no one is doing more for the max 2025 WDC than charles leclerc
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the lord will provide Max with 5 WDC’s one way or another
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the crazy eyes… we’ve lost him i fear
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goes without saying but im sorry to all my american friends who could be losing everything today. also a giant fuck off to anyone who might be following me and supporting that fat orange turd
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that dutch national anthem is going to sound like a chorus of angels caressing my ear canals
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i think you would have to waterboard the skysports F1 commentators in the puddles of sao paulo to get them to compliment max without a backhanded statement
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there’s actually a turd of joy slithering down my pant leg right now . god bless you max verstappen
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daniel taking a point from lando …. the max WDC thanks you…. goodbye sweet prince ….
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do u have a humiliation kink. be honest
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lando nearly ruining his wing in the wall and narrowly missing it……. why is this sport edging me without consent
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lando survived T1. day ruined.
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his commitment to a bit has to be commended . no one on the grid is taking comedy as seriously as he is
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hope these two divas come together tomorrow to maximize their joint slay
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charles leclerc with max verstappen’s WDC:
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lando and oscar navigating team orders: george beefing with pirelli: perez out of qualifying: the max verstappen subplot:
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absolutely gagged at max convincing redbull the car has been fine for over a year just because he’s so good at driving that it disguises it’s shitboxery
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mclaren only know how to be corny and ruin my day
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at least include my @ if you are going to quote my meditations like this
#LANDONORRIS: talk about something y'all like, stop talkin' 'bout me !
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i miss losing to lewis hamilton. at least he brought a fat ass and beautiful brown eyes to the podium.
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the lando norris fans are flashbanging me with photos of him shirtless in my mentions as if my day hasn’t been hard enough already.
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