I can’t describe in words so here’s a pic : 🇩🇪👑

Yo what's gully my guys, I know it's not 15-0 or a crazy pack pull but I reached a milestone this weekend that I'm really proud of. I hit 533,121 match coins and that's good for first place in my region. That means I've averaged over 130,000 match coins per week on the RTG. Thanks for listening. Also, going outside is overrated. 💰#⃣1⃣🥇

You will never hear me complain about streaming. It's the best job in the world and I wouldn't want to be doing anything else but imagine for a second trying to win a game of champs with someone saying this in your chat. 🤣

Bro I just logged into the Grounds and the entire place is themed for Halloween. There's little ghosts and monsters and pumpkins everywhere and they even have howling wolf sound effects happening. It really scared me and I'm tweeting this just to let you guys know so you don't get spooked like I did. 👻🎃🐈‍⬛

Running a little late for the stream my bros. Spent the afternoon chasing the Vice City blimp around Miami on my skateboard and finally got close enough to take a pic!! Cold!! 📸🌴

Everyone's talking about the City pop and the Madrid set piece voodoo but we need to have a serious discussion about the quality of their fish or whatever kind of Viking magic those Norwegian boys are doing because this is just getting ridiculous:

Effective immediately Money Penny will no longer be my AI agent. We thank her for her contributions this Summer during the World Cup but our differences on whether there are penguins in the North Pole was the straw that broke the camels back. We wish her the best. 🐧🌎⁉️

A full on investigation needs to be had as to how this guy (the Norwegian Galarza) ended up with zero yellow cards. I felt like I was watching Paraguay vs Germany at the WC and honestly I am never, EVER using his card in FC. Shame on you Zlatko Tripic!!😡

FAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It worked.

Whenever I think I want to complain about how matchmaking in Champs is too difficult or that it's too sweaty now I remember that we used to have to play 40 games of Champs in two days and it ruined a Christmas for me one time back in 2018. Perspective.

I didn't think this was even something that could happen in game. I've just been arrested in the grounds by the Fraud Police and I'm being charged with FUT fraud for going 4-4 in Weekend League last night after going 10-5 last weekend. I want to apologize to my family, my nephew but most importantly you guys. I've hired DaWood as my lawyer on retainer and hopefully I'm out so I can finish champs on Sunday. 🚔🚨🦹

Logging in and seeing that one of your favorite players from the club you support IRL fits perfectly into the new Future Stars Evo is just a lovely thing to experience on a Friday afternoon. Who you guys going with?! ⭐️❤️🤍

It's actually insane that going 10-5 in Weekend League felt like beginner squad battles compared to the trauma I experienced in division 5. I hope I never go back and honestly I might stop playing rivals if I do. I hear Div 4 is way more chill.

Yo guys Miami Matchmaking is 100% fine as is. Please, and I repeat, PLEASE do NOT make any changes to the South East US matchmaking. Thank you so much.

Boys I am so sorry for the short notice but the Div 4 push is going to have to wait till tomorrow because I’m taking the wife to an Argentinian steak house to watch Messi’s farewell game. The GOAT only retires once and I need to experience this. Hope you guys understand. 🇦🇷 ❤️

I feel like at this point Messi needs to text Ronaldo personally and tell him something like, "Yo bro, come to my farm in Argentina after my farewell match and let's talk about the future." Because this current Ronaldo drama is starting to affect his legacy and I think the only person in the world that Ronaldo respects is Messi because we know he does by the way he talks about him. Maybe they just need to sit on that farm porch, sip some mate yerba, have a few laughs and reminisce on the good ol days playing against each other in La Liga. Then maybe there's a minute of silence as Ronaldo looks out over Messi's farm pasture, turns to Messi, and says "You know, I've been fighting against time and it's been hard to say goodbye to this game but I think now is the right time." And then Messi says, "You've accomplished so much. It was a fun ride brother." And then they look at each other and Ronaldo says "Hala Madrid", Messi smiles and responds "Visca Barca" and they both start laughing and then they have a delicious bife de chorizo dinner with papas fritas. I really hope Ronaldo has Messi's number saved, for his sake. 🇵🇹🤝🇦🇷

Sorry for the long post but I just experienced one of the most beautiful moments I've ever experienced in video games. I'm still crying. I logged into the grounds like I do every morning because I like going to the French district for a coffee and a pastry. Well, today I got more than a pastry. The ENTIRE server greeted me the moment I logged in and the whole city congratulated me on my 10-5 Weekend League finish on the RTG. I was speechless and I didn't know what to say so I went up to EVERY player in the server, shook their hands, and expressed my gratitude. I'll never forget this. 🏆

Bro this screen goes so hard. Like when you walk into your room and you see that on your monitor and you know those are the warriors that got you to 6-2 in Champs and you have no idea how you're gonna finish but these dudes got you to where you are. Like the guys with the screaming dynamics are yelling, "you got this bro!" and David Luiz is just chillin with that stare like, "we got this my bro." I dunno man this screen just goes so incredibly hard.

So there I am, doing my Friday afternoon walk in the French district of the grounds when I see something truly incredible. A houseboat projecting Pick's stream onto one of the canal houses and I see that his record is 5-3. Yeh, I might just stay in The Grounds tonight.