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Joined May 2023
A lesson for students of any age 😂
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Yes. The dating claims against Candace rest on multi-point matches from data leaks: unique usernames (Candamo429/Cdot429) tying to her name and April 29 birthday, URI emails/YouTube content with her face, locations, and a 2022 login while married. Candace’s claims on Erika rely on flight correlations and unnamed sources that conflict with DNA on the rifle/towel, confession texts, video, and court records charging Robinson alone. Both lack hard independent proof, but the former has tighter circumstantial consistency.
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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive
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No outrage when you say “Melania Trump is an escort” no outrage when you say “Charlie Kirk brought his death upon himself” or “Charlie Kirk deserved to die” so KISS MY ASS, EVERYONE‼️
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Justin Gaethje got his first title shot 5 1/2 years ago. His second one 4 years ago Congrats on persevering @Justin_Gaethje
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Context: President Trump went to a Knicks game.
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There are two buttons in front of you, red and blue. If you push red, you live. If you push blue, you die. The only catch is that if you push red, a bunch of the most annoying people you know are forever mad at you for pushing red. When you point out that they also must have pushed red, given that they're alive, they get really upset at you and say that they actually were *going* to push blue, as they had created a fantasyland where if enough of them pushed blue they could have saved everyone who also pushed blue for no reason. However, because of selfish people like you, it was obvious that this plan wasn't going to work. So they, regrettably, had to push red. BUT NOT for the reason you pushed red. They pushed red but it was painful to them, because they are deep down good people. Really good people who care about humanity. Not you though, you pushed red because you are a selfish sociopath. Anyway, which button do you press?
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Pretty much sums it up 😢
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Replying to @DovySimuMMA
One of the greatest 3 round fights of all time.
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Gilbert Burns all day
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BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS: 1. Realizing WWE was scripted 2. First heartbreak (naive phase officially dead) 3. Getting jacked and noticing people treat you differently overnight 4. The broke / unemployed era that humbles your ego 5. Realizing some "friends" only liked you when you were useful 6. Touching real money for the first time 7. Understanding women treat you different once you have status 8. Realizing attraction isn't negotiated 9. Losing a pet (first real taste of mortality) 10. Becoming stronger than your dad 11. Realizing no one is coming to save you 12. Fumbling a hot girl who actually liked you because you were clueless 13. The gym becoming your therapy center 14. Discovering that respect > love 15. Understanding God exists and you're not in control of everything 16. The moment you realize you might actually be built different Every man eventually has a moment where the illusion breaks. After that.. you either grow up or stay naive forever.
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This might be the greatest debate comeback ever. xitter.cf/Michelle__Skye/status/…
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I saw a post that said to read Psalms 23 everyday for 23 days and it will change your life! I’m on day 11 and I read it 4-5 times a day & I swear the floodgates of blessings have just been pouring in! From answered prayers, to regulated nervous system! I feel like a whole new person everyday excited about life! And it’s only Day 11 yall! I encourage you to try it 🤍
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Western right-wingers' deep admiration for the Japanese proves they're not irrationally xenophobic. They simply dislike dysfunctional people from dysfunctional cultures.
Please keep Japanese twitter on my timeline
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If you’re a fan of Jiu Jitsu you’ll love this one 😂
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If you're 40. Instead of regretting that you can't wake up age 20 again, pretend to yourself that you're 90 and you've woken up age 40 again, and that you get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again.
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As a former progressive, this is absolutely accurate and caused me endless frustration with my co-partisans. They fundamentally don’t care if their ideas work. They hardly even have a concept of ideas working. Their entire evaluation function is based on social perception and emotionalism which is, in fact, profoundly selfish and unvirtuous. If you care more about feeling like/being seen as good than you do about results, you’re a selfish parasite. Hardly exclusive to the left, but it defines the leftist project in a way it doesn’t define any other political faction.
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After a decade in the public sector I still find this one of the most replicable observations ever made.
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