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I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot.

𝑺𝑵𝑨𝑷❕❕ The casino now 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 existed. “There. …. Can I go back to lazing around at your bar and watching you work?”

“I-I can change it back, promise! Pretend that it never even happened, 𝑬𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚❕”

Cough. “Who, me? N-nothing! Nothing at all, totally didn’t make it a mini-casino, nope. Not at all.”

“Are you kidding?? I’ve tried to get your bar back and running for 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒔, but without you it just wasn’t the same! ….. I’ll just uh— Revert everything I’ve done. And go back to being a supplier/mascot.”

GASP! Do my 𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺 𝑫𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑴𝑬⁉️ Is that my 𝑭𝑨𝑽𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑬 𝑩𝑨𝑹 𝑶𝑾𝑵𝑬𝑹!!!!??????1????

JIMMY OLESON WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE A SEASON FOUR HOW HAVE YOU FUMBLED THIS BADLY

(IS THAT STEVE BLUM IN MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN???)

Y’know, at 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆 point it feels like you kinda ask for the attention.

… What’s up with her? Anyways, where’s Kara? I found a swimsuit I think she’d like for next time.

…. Sorry, what happened? I was busy making out with my hot wife.

Pfft. Nah. Not 𝑵𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 as fun, sorry ✨

Oh, the Elders of the Universe? Honestly, the Power Primordial is a 𝑳𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆 beneath me. Already immortal, not the last of my kind, not dedicated to a singular purpose…. The Caregiver is cool, though. Nah. I’m from across the pond, if ya catch my drift ✨.

Oh 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙, 𝑰 didn’t make that happen. And I certainly wouldn’t 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆 it on you. There are 𝑰𝑵𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑬 supergirls out there, 𝒀𝑶𝑼 of all people should know that. But there’s only 𝑶𝑵𝑬 Mxyzptlk. I just chose a new look, deal?

Oh yeah. You wouldn’t know. There’s an anime version of you and the rest out there where you’re into Jimmy Olson, I’ve put them through a few games in swimsuits to kinda make sure the whole story had a fun, quirky vibe. No biggie ✨.”