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Kalshi hired Donald Trump Jr as a paid strategic advisor and gave him a $300k equity stake.
Kalshi is now asking the CFTC, part of Trump’s executive branch, to let people gamble more, with money they don’t have.
This is, by far, the most corrupt family in U.S. history.
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LAURA INGRAHAM on the $5k dividends: "Why not just give the money now? If you have the money, why not give it now?"
TRUMP: "Because they can't — I'll tell you what — because the Democrats can't do it. Because with them it's negative growth. With us, it's so positive."
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Kay: "How the hell are you going to keep [Pat Bryant] off the field?"
Sean Payton: "We're not..."
The hype around the Broncos WR is REAL 🔥
@Broncos | @SeanPayton | @PatBryant | @heykayadams
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My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Replying to @ClayTravis
I sucked a guy’s dick — either legitimately or metaphorically — and now know eight minutes before the team announces a trade via email release isn’t really that important of a job.








































