• 20 • genderfluid • part time comedian, psychic, diary writer, & shitposter :P

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Joined February 2025
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I survived, bitch.
99.9% sure I food poisoned myself
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autistic kid who always asks everyone everything about their car just remembered mine…
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I lowkey was walking down the autobahn… and even lower key…. I’m still walking 🫥
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for your grammy consideration <3
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i’m playing kelela in cars that’ve never heard kelela before
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Was gonna celebrate 800 Zach Stans but then 2 unfollowed…
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Remembering the time I said I was a professional eater to my entire class (someone said they loved to bake)
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Do I DoorDash myself breakfast…
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Fuck you.
Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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My desire for companionship beefing with my desire to be left tf alone
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I ride through a tunnel And it’s dark the whole way, I ride through a tunnel It’s been dark the whole way, I ride through a tunnel It’s still dark the whole way
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little spoon but the whole time you're humping my ass and breathing heavily in my ear.
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All I want is someone to call me pretty and eat my butt
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"I'm gonna study after school" Me after schl:
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remember as a teenager playing a game where u undressed him and jerked him off and i am so lucky for that experience
Like if someone put a video on for me and this big fat hairy bumbling faggot walked on screen puffing his chest and grinning and said “Hello my name is detective Dick Gumshoe” I would think it was porn.
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looking crazy this sunday ⛅️
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looking crazy this sunday ⛅️
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Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis
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Good morning everyoomf!
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how it feels
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