I put my whipped coffee in a mason jar this morning like social media told me to and guess what... none of my problems are solved
Took me 45 minutes to get baby to sleep only for my hiccups to wake her up as I was leaving the room. 🙄
Weird horse girl goals
Can anyone explain how in high school I dated a guy who supported me riding horses so much he learned what good or bad footing was so he could tell me to watch for deep spots during my course walks...
And then every guy I’ve dated since has mocked me for being a horse girl? Fuck
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My oldest kid said I’m the best babysitter ever today. Funny because yesterday he said “you’re mean and you suck”
I’ve been with my kids for almost 48 hours straight and I’m counting down the hours until I can have a beer
My parents went on vacation w/o me and my brother for the first time ever and honestly I can’t wait to smoke a j in the bathtub later
The 2 year old I nanny just told me she wants me to have a baby in my tummy that she can take care of like I do her. Me too kid.. me too