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Your biggest meme coin holding is down 90% and you're the last person who posted in the telegram hours ago. Your raid gets canceled after 120 minutes of inactivity with just two likes and no comments 9-figure market genius whale Andrew Wang saying this cycle is over. "Kole World, innit" you think to yourself Your alpha group leader congratulates the group on taking profit back in March (you didn't). They're scaling into long term positions on dips while posting vacation pics Cobie isn't posting much anymore, doesn't seem likely he'll put up another legendary buy wall and save you this time You spent most of the last couple months farming Blast Gold, but decided to margin trade your airdrop on Wasabi after the TGE flopped and got liquidated margin longing the July 4th dump You get a notification on your phone that your average screen time is up 10% this week, firmly over 10 hours a day During dinner with your family, you check DexScreener to see if any F-list celebrity might have dropped a token you can ride for a quick 2x before it rugs Your IRL friend who is also into crypto said he's waiting until the Fed cuts rate to reenter markets. "Smart," you say as you think about needing to figure out how to pay the final installment on the kitchen remodel you ordered months ago at your portfolio ATH Your wife asks why you're buying the gross chicken from the supermarket instead of the organic kind you used to get The next CPI reading comes on Thursday this week and Wizard of Soho saying to expect massive derisking going into it Everyone agrees we're going much, much higher eventually, but you don't have enough in your savings to wait until Q4 without liquidating the last $10,000 of meme coins that still have enough liquidity to sell into People recommend touching grass, but your lawn needs to get mowed and your lawnmower seems like it's about to finally die after 5 years of heavy use Your college friends are planning a bougey get together with their families at an expensive VRBO. You lie and say work is too busy to make it, maybe next year You still haven't finished your 2023 taxes and, to be honest, are afraid to see what the number is going to be when you do Crypto is depressing