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Joined August 2026
Meet MAGAt influencer Nicholas John Sortor @nicksortor, a prominent conservative social media commentator who is currently classified as an active fugitive by the state of Kentucky. In September 2022, Sortor was booked by law enforcement in Franklin County, Kentucky, and was ultimately convicted of third-degree criminal mischief, a Class B misdemeanor involving intentional or wanton property damage. Following the conviction, a Kentucky court handed down a 90-day jail sentence, which was suspended in favor of active probation supervision. By January 2024, the Kentucky Department of Corrections officially updated Sortor’s record to "Probation (Misdemeanant) — ABSCONDED" after he allegedly failed to maintain contact with his probation officer or notify authorities of his whereabouts. The background details of his Kentucky record include graphic allegations of physical violence against a woman. In 2020, Sortor faced heavy legal scrutiny following a felony burglary arrest in Kentucky. According to police allegations and local public records from the incident, Sortor allegedly forced his way into a woman's apartment, grabbed her by the hair, and slapped her after she rejected his sexual advances, before unlawfully taking her dog. While he avoided a felony conviction by pleading guilty to the lesser criminal mischief charge, the violent nature of the original 2020 encounter remains documented in public records. Because his 90-day sentence remains unserved, his current fugitive status means he faces an active bench warrant and immediate jail time if apprehended within the state of Kentucky.
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Marc Jacobs retweeted
BREAKING Pete Hegseth announced a plan to livestream his next colonoscopy. According to Hegseth, the public deserves to know just how big of an asshole he really is.
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MAGA has always existed. Before Donald Trump, they were called white trash.
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TRUMP: WE WILL SANCTION ANYONE WHO USES RUSSIAN OIL!! ALSO TRUMP: WE ARE USING RUSSIAN OIL! THE #1 TERRORIST IN THE WORLD IS DONALD TRUMP!
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Let's be very clear on this one point. The President mocking a former President in front of the communist leader of China is the most un-American thing an American president has ever done.
"This is the autopen... it's Biden." 🤣 President Trump shows off the legendary Presidential Walk of Fame to President Xi.
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As of today, Trump has lifted tariffs on Canadian salt, cement, and toilet paper. Apparently, the White House was running dangerously low on Trump’s diapers. 😏🇨🇦🇺🇸
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My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.
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Replying to @Gary04317416
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🇨🇦🇺🇸 YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW — AND SOMETIMES YOU REAP EVEN MORE 🌀 “AMERICA FIRST” — BUT THERE’S ONE SMALL CATCH: HOW CANADA REMINDED TRUMP OF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS Everyone remembers Donald Trump’s favorite political mantra: America First. The idea was beautifully simple: slap tariffs on everyone around you, protect the domestic market, and American manufacturers will be swimming in gold. But in geopolitics, just as in physics, nobody has repealed Newton’s Third Law: Every action produces a reaction. And now Ottawa has imposed retaliatory tariffs of up to 50% on C$27.6 billion worth of American goods. American steel, aluminum, agricultural machinery, consumer electronics and dairy products are among those being hit. Canada essentially took Trump’s own tariff strategy and sent it straight back across the border — dollar for dollar. And here comes the irony. The people likely to suffer most are precisely those Trump promised to “protect first.” American farmers and manufacturers — including many in states that voted for Trump — are suddenly discovering that their largest and closest export market can close its doors too. Meanwhile, American consumers get hit from both directions: imports become more expensive at home while American exporters lose business abroad. The plan was to “Make America Great” at the expense of its neighbors. Instead, America got a trade war with one of its closest and historically most reliable partners — where every tariff imposed by Washington can come bouncing back into American wallets. SO: As the saying goes, you reap what you sow. “America First” — now apparently first on Canada’s tariff list, too.
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The state of the Reflecting Pool, $16m later
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
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FUNNY HOW VOTER FRAUD WAS NEVER A REAL CRISIS FOR 250 YEARS, UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR AND LIFELONG CRIMINAL BECAME PRESIDENT 🙄
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The craziest part about Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Marc Jacobs retweeted
Canada Opens the Door to Chinese EVs Canada has cut its punishing 100 percent tariff on Chinese electric vehicles down to 6.1 percent, agreed after Prime Minister Mark Carney’s January talks with Beijing. In exchange, China lowered duties on Canadian canola and other farm exports. The deal allows a growing quota, starting at 49,000 vehicles this year and rising toward 70,000 by 2030, with permits split across two application windows. For American automakers, the shift stings a little. Ottawa is diverging sharply from Washington’s hardline stance against Chinese EVs, and cheaper competitors like BYD will now undercut US brands including Tesla and GM in the Canadian market, likely pressuring prices and market share for vehicles exported north from the United States. Stay connected, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
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🇨🇦 Support Canada and be a hero. 600 million Europeans can send Canada to the top tier, and they deserve it. Canada is defending the world against a man who bankrupted six casinos and still doesn’t understand tariffs, yet started a tariff war anyway.
Dear Europeans, Canada has always stood with Europe. Now it’s our turn to stand with Canada. Here is a list of Canadian products and brands you can buy to support our friends across the Atlantic. 🇪🇺🤝🇨🇦
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