Loves old, weird, and campy things. Enjoys both retro and new games. Can end up talking a lot sometimes—so heads up. Let's do this!

Joined April 2011
Been organizing as well as packing up my belongings for my eventual move (don’t worry it’s still several months away, so nothing concrete yet). Anyways, tonight after work I decided to pack all my original gaming boxes. This is literally decades worth of game collecting here.
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if you die in sudoku you die in real life
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I don't know why but she scares me.
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Rie Kugimiya I kneel.
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#魔法騎士レイアース アニメ放送開始32周年なので獅堂光さん再掲
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Literally the plot of Kiss Him Not Me
Okay bro, here's the plan. You and me are both gonna get HOT fujoshi girlfriends at this convention. The first problem: How do we even get them to notice us? Now hear me out bro. Hear me out. Please
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Tips for dealing with writer's block: 1. Write a sex scene 2. Kill one of your characters 3. Both #1 and #2 * doesn't work as well for academic writing
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First look at young Jason with his machete in the ‘FRIDAY THE 13TH’ prequel series.
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Giving Ryoko a mature woman's voice in the dub was kind of an odd choice in retrospect but god bless whoever opted for it.
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As you can plainly see it was 1992, this was just what life was like back then. *nods*
you gotta be bullshitting me why does fucking mario teaches typing have music like this
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応援します!サポートもします! なぜなら彼の才能の偉大さを、俺が誰よりもわかってるから。 ユーザーの皆さんもぜひ打越さんの応援を! 心配しなくても、僕たちはいつでも一緒に仕事できる状況です!
Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue... So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement. Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.) The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!! crashkeys.com/ My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead. With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!! For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/ Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
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This tweet has been on my mind for 10 long years. Every single day. I thought for so long if it was just a joke. Everyone thought it was so silly at the time. Would he even remember he tweeted this? It's happening, people. I'm telling you. Kyle is coming back.
Hi everyone, how's it going? Honestly, I'm not doing well at all... Why, you ask...? Because the game our whole team had poured our hearts and souls into for about a year and a half was suddenly canceled...!! I mean, I lost my job overnight. Talk about a bolt from the blue... So I decided to make an announcement now. To see if anyone might be interested in working with us or investing in our projects. And here's the announcement. Actually, I started a company back in March of last year. It's a game studio specializing in video game design, direction, and narrative writing. (And... just between us, it's also a secret organization dedicated to protecting world peace.) The name is... "CRASH KEYS"!! crashkeys.com/ My original plan was to reveal CRASH KEYS when we announced our new game. That was supposed to happen next year... in 2027. But then came that whole "bolt from the blue" incident... So I ended up having to move things up and go public with it today instead. With that in mind, I would like to humbly ask you all for a favor... Please give us some work!! At this rate, our company might literally CRASH into a million pieces. My team and I may be forced to survive on nothing but cicada shells collected from a run-down park. So please, help us!! You're our only hope!! For work requests, investment proposals, words of encouragement, or invitations to Law of Attraction seminars, we would be very grateful if you could contact us using the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/ Any support you could offer would mean the world to us. We sincerely look forward to hearing from you!
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he's coming
Replying to @Pain1227
I'm often asked like "Where is Kyle?" The short answer is this. "He will be in 2028." I hope this is useful for you. Thank you!
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The most important lore reveal that Uchikoshi made today
I thought some of you might have a few questions, so I've put together a little Q&A. Q: Wait, so Uchi isn't with Too Kyo Games anymore? A: I'm still part of Too Kyo Games, thanks to the kindness of its members. It's a bit like branching out on my own while staying connected to the Too Kyo family. I guess... I just wanted to build something under my own banner, so I decided to start an independent company. Q: So, you and Kodaka didn't have a falling-out? A: I may have fallen in love with him, but we'd never have a falling-out. We're still so close that we even have pajama parties at each other's houses, sipping strawberry milk boba together... Q: What was the game that got canceled? A: I'm really sorry, but I can't reveal that here... I'll let you use your imagination, but if Uchi fans had heard the title, they might have danced like crazy with nosebleeds for three days and three nights straight. Q: Why was the game canceled? A: I apologize, but I can't go into the details of that either. But on a more serious note, I think it's fair to say that major changes in the game development landscape may have played a part. And what brought about those changes? Needless to say... AI (artificial intelligence). Advances in AI have made it possible for people to create games at a much lower cost. To stay competitive, mid-sized game developers like us need to find ways to cut costs. However, these days, using AI to make games is generally frowned upon, isn't it...? Unfortunately, under these circumstances, we're fighting a losing battle. It's often assumed that using AI could cause creators to lose their jobs. But the opposite can also be true. In other words, "not using AI" could also cause creators to lose their jobs. If using AI had been an option, perhaps the project wouldn't have been canceled. Of course, humans would have handled all the creative work, leaving only the tedious tasks to AI. That way, we might have been able to cut development time, not staff. Oh, and just to be clear, that doesn't mean the budget was the direct cause of the cancellation. I'm just saying that if we'd been able to cut costs further, things might have turned out differently. Q: There are still so many things I'd like to ask... A: Hopefully, I'll get another chance to talk about them. I'm always happy to make myself available for interviews with the press. If you have any further questions, please feel free to reach out through the "CONTACT" form on our official website: crashkeys.com/ P.S. To all the fans out there: Thank you so much for all your lovely messages! I've received an overwhelming number of them, and I'm going to read every single one! I sincerely appreciate all your kindness!
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the last one they made intentionally easier to solve. just transposition and no vigenere: xitter.cf/SwitchPcorner/status/2…
Replying to @glittergoatss
last Staff entry transposition cipher: SANTA CLAUS NUMBER THREE: CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER HE IS ALSO ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF CRASH KEYS. BOTH THE MASTERMIND'S CAPABLE RIGHT HAND AND A DEVOTED BIG BROTHER TO HIS SISTER. HIS SPECIALTIES INCLUDE TRADING STOCKS AND CARING FOR REINDEER.
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UNDOUBTEDLY BE CARRIED OUT IN THIS UNIVERSE AS WELL. WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THIS SITE IS BUT A FACADE, AND OUR TRUE PURPOSE LIES IN THWARTING THE PLOTS. WE SEEK COURAGEOUS ALLIES. YOU ALONE CAN SAVE THE WORLD. WE IMPLORE YOU TO LEND US YOUR STRENGTH.
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SIXTH MONTH SHIFTER: THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE I AM IUNIUS... IN TRUTH, I'M THE ONE WHO FOUNDED CRASH KEYS. MY BROTHER AND I FORGED THIS ORGANIZATION TO REWRITE SEVERAL ILL-FATED FUTURES. THOUGH THE TIMELINE HAS ALREADY BEGUN TO DISTORT, THOSE SINISTER PLOTS WILL (cont)
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fully cracked: WE ARE CRASH KEYS, AN ORGANIZATION FORGED TO REWRITE SEVERAL ILL-FATED FUTURES. WE SEEK COURAGEOUS ALLIES. YOU ALONE CAN SAVE THE WORLD. WE IMPLORE YOU TO LEND US YOUR STRENGTH. (1/3)
Can someone decode this and tell me if it means ZE4 or not. I need to know.
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