@ZeroEmerald

Decadent Fudge Bastard.

 UK
Joined December 2012
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William Wegman; "Warehouse Wally" (1988)
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Ah, so Russia won the cold war. Another L for murica
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 17
BUMBACLARTS
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How much is a friend these days? Tenner? Fifty quid?
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Anyone else chilly in the willy? Brrrrrrrrr 馃ザ
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Had my sandwich after 10 long months, it was better than sex.
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Happy Christmas Sandwich Eve to all that celebrate (me)!
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Yes, a bunch are already out and I tried Tescos yesterday (unfortunately "mid"), but the real Christmas Sandwich Christmas is tomorrow.
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Going dogging, anyone want anything?
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I BET YOU HAVE, LIAM, YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS, I BET YOU HAVE!
Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 6
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS
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Stomach flu, I hate you
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Turns out there was more horrors. What a fucking awful night.
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It's always terrible, being sick after a takeaway, feels like a waste of money. My throat hurts, but I'm feeling better now at least.
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I think I should be studied by scientists, because more is coming out than went in. My digestive system could lead to infinite energy!
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I'm a dry husk and yet my body is still finding more to eject.
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Gut status: Catastrophic.
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Anyone pure intae sauce?!
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I'm a fool, a sucker for a fantasy You're a fable I could love
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Going out for some drinks in Fairford this evening, hopefully there's no major incidents!
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Was in the queue for tickets to Oasis in Cardiff but when I got to the front of the queue it was a man standing next to a car and his wife was sticking out the boot? I think I might have misread the thing that said "Sally is waiting".
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Champagne supernova indeed
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