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Luzira,uganda🇺🇬
Joined October 2010
To young brilliant people who will find themselves going up the career ladder faster than expected time or getting to managerial roles at ages and years of experience less than norm, here are 10 tips i wish i knew then!
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LuziraBoy🇨🇩 retweeted
Jumping with tigers you fool
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That means it works for engine oil and grease too? Let me go check in her skin care drawer
Ladies, use that exfoliating gel on your hands after peeling matooke. It works like magic 😂
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Stop using drugs
People are losing interest in football, not because the standards have declined, but because the game has become too accessible and, more importantly, there’s too much of it. With matches being played almost every day and competitions multiplying, football is gradually losing the sense of occasion that once made it special. “Too much of a good thing can make it feel like nothing special.”
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😂😂we have been complaining about clean money but the other side it’s boiling while not covered
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14 Feb 2027 guys demand me for a video like this!
we gotta be locked in like this
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Mac Millers Tiny Desk is forever Goated
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LuziraBoy🇨🇩 retweeted
We started going after women who don’t need competition to boost their self esteem 🫥
The men are really afraid of a likkle competition these days.... what happened to yall fr? 😭
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LuziraBoy🇨🇩 retweeted
I waited so long to use this video 😂😂
Leeds equalise through Calvert-Lewin, 1-1.
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CJ’s is learning the old adage “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” they don’t even need to advertise we already love them, now we have to cook them
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I’m too short tempered to try this in public
At what point did he know he could do this? 😳
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Seeing snaps of the Kempten safaris lot in Nairobi For Neyo😭😭😭😭I should have gone, betpawa you will crumble!
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Sweet bebes don’t understand how soft their bodies be!
Men cuddle like they want to live inside of you😭
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Better than anything on Bebe fools last album
A bit of fun and lyrical gymnastics with @patorankingfire .😂🔥 This freestyling went on for 5 minutes.😂 World Best for a reason.💯
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A bit of fun and lyrical gymnastics with @patorankingfire .😂🔥 This freestyling went on for 5 minutes.😂 World Best for a reason.💯
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LuziraBoy🇨🇩 retweeted
There is a baddie-flation bro. It was all part of Sevo’s master plan to stay in power.
I have a theory Ugandans born in the mid-to-late 70s were VERY intentional about marrying attractive people. They started having kids from 1999 de onwards and that's why Kampala's baddie per square meter is off the charts right now. We thank them!
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I feel like bitcoin in 2012. Invest now.
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When I first read this in March, I had made a decision to quit and move back to Uganda, I wish i listened to you.
My friend flew back to the UK yesterday.. No airport photos. No farewell party. Just an evening flight out of Entebbe, touching down in the UK around 7am — quietly, like she was never really here. A year ago, she went home buzzing with hope. London had ground her down. The cold, the loneliness, the bills that never stopped. She missed Kampala. The noise, the warmth, the feeling of belonging somewhere. I understood that feeling — I'm still here in the UK myself, and some days Uganda feels like the only answer. But missing home and actually living in it are two different things. The power cuts hit first. She'd be working and the lights would just vanish. Not for an hour — for two days. No warning, no reason given. Then Entebbe Road started stealing her mornings. Out of the house at 5am, sitting in traffic until 9, already tired before anything had even started. Then a boda-boda knocked into her. Clearly his fault. But she looked like she had money, so the crowd had already made up their mind. The police weren't much better — they looked at her and saw an opportunity, not a victim. Every conversation had an invisible price attached to it... nobody looked at what actually happened — they just looked at her and saw a transaction. Every conversation came with a price tag. She tried to start something small in Kikuubo. People took advantage. Faces she trusted disappeared with her money. The jobs she interviewed for offered salaries that couldn't cover her basics — like her years of experience abroad counted for nothing. Then came the family pressure. The same people who celebrated her return started knocking every day. And when the money wasn't there, the comments started: "So UK didn't work out?" UK yakulema ehhhh "You came back for this?" That hit differently. Because in London, yes — she was lonely. I know that loneliness too. But it's a straightforward loneliness. In Kampala she was surrounded by people and somehow felt more alone, because most of them only saw what she could give them. So she left. No big goodbye. Just packed her bags and got on that evening flight. Back to the cold, back to the struggle — but at least it's a struggle with some order to it. At least you know where you stand. I'm not saying this to attack Uganda. I say it as someone who is also sitting in the UK, also missing home, also wondering if the grass is actually greener or if I'm just tired of winter. Most of us who leave don't stop loving home. We just get honest about what home is asking us to carry. So before you judge someone for going back — or for never leaving — just know the decision is never simple.
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Mike is just humble but he’d lay Muhammad Ali down, in round 2!
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