@ZeeToThe

Live on purpose. Make it happen.

 Las Vegas
Joined April 2009
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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🌺🎴@agudze_Oct 23
Man ain’t nobody doing that shit lmaoo
GTA 6 Intel
@GTA6IntelOct 22
The night before GTA 6. One last drive 🥹
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Oh my fucking God
999nןǝɯoԀ 🇫🇷🇨🇮🇵🇷🇺🇸@pomleloupWP023h
Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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I wish I could just go on LinkedIn and cuss my old job out
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Crazy how I never felt nun in my whole life
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#goodmorning
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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If we gon go all the way there then we need to abolish rent
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@tumiszn_Oct 24
We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.
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I’ll risk my life for it actually
Big Cheech@CTheCuratorOct 22
The only Black-owned Louisiana in all of LA. No Chinese food (so don’t you ask me about no damn fried rice). Pull up! 9914 S. Broadway, LA 90003 🫶🏽
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Tetsuo & Youth, classic, should’ve went triple
Broward Stern@KnowbodysTweets23h
Listening to this bout to start work
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On 5 she don’t
️VIP@tfbtgmOct 24
She dont care ab u 5
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@lanxreOct 24
The auto translate feature might be the greatest thing elon did to this app😭😭 I’ve witnessed so many intercontinental beefs
Kenpachi
@Kenpachi1070Oct 23
Les japonaises quand les étrangers viennent dans leur pays et qu’elle voit un zizi de plus de 5cm
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mourning something I got 3 months left with and anything can happen, but either way…
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Janelle Monae looked so good in Moonlight 😪
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Unlocked a memory for me
Mr.Chow@Bb___BriOct 24
I remember that Carol Baskin song had people in a chokehold
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I been on a huge Batman binge since my birthday
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Soze@RocxJetsOct 23
when the lights shut off and it’s my turn to settle down promise that u will 🖤 music.apple.com/us/album/sin…

Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst by Kendrick Lamar on Apple Music

Song · 2012 · Duration 12:03

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