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He’s never been in my house.
He’ll never be in my house.
Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
Jason Elias retweeted
Sin carillas en los dientes, sin cejas hechas, sin pestañas pegadas, sin "uñas", con el pelo revuelto. Qué hermosa era la gente hermosa de antes.
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Want to be clear that in 2024 Elon was so sure he was a political mastermind everyone loved he felt confident enough to do a winky nazi salute twice on national television, and then since then he totally failed in his role in the White House, lost a wisconsin special election, burned half a billion dollars losing the midterms, and is now pretending he never said anything all. What a massive downfall
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If “nailing the Bill Maher audition” means refusing to pretend that every intra-party disagreement is a moral failing, the your post is less a critique than an accidental endorsement of the complaint.
The West Wing era he helped mythologize at least pretended politics involved trade-offs and imperfect allies.
Your current posture is that the only acceptable Democratic posture is the one that doesn’t embarrass the industry people who still remember you as Josh Lyman.
That’s not principle. That’s brand maintenance from a man whose most famous political contribution remains a scripted one.
Jason Elias retweeted
You should do your homework before making a fool of yourself. My father was a staunch Democrat his entire life breaking away only twice: he voted for Nixon because of his stand on China ("I don't think we can sweep the millions of Chinese under a rug" and for Reagan because he was a loyal friend.
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Michael Douglas reveals he married his FIRST WIFE just 60 days after meeting her at Jimmy Carter’s inauguration, CHEATED on her with Kathleen Turner during Romancing the Stone, used Sharon Stone as his “beard,” and says his current wife, Catherine only found out about it all two days ago
"One of the first things that shocked me… I met my first wife, Yandra, at Jimmy Carter’s inauguration, January 20th, 1977… and I married her on March 20th. I married her 60 days later. Well, I couldn’t believe it."
"And she was a beautiful lady… but she never knew anything about Hollywood, and I was already into the late seventies, early eighties, into my alcohol and drug phase. She knew nothing about any of that."
"So we had our struggles… the realization that I had an affair with Kathleen Turner during Romancing the Stone. We were separated… but still that happened. And, well, hell, I’m selling a book, man…"
"Jeanne Tripplehorn, that’s right. Sharon was my beard."
"I’ll be home to ask her because she just got the book two days ago… and this was all, as I say, B.C. before Catherine. We have a 25-year age difference. I’m looking at some of these films like with Kathleen… Catherine would have been seven years old. So… I don’t feel bad. I think she understands."
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#BoldandBeautiful THEE Heather LaDonna Tom ladies, gents, theys and thems.
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#FunFact: Joni Mitchell is a staunch racist. At a benefit concert for Ruben "Hurricane" Carter, Joan Baez asked her to introduce Muhammad Ali. Mitchell was adamant about introducing Ali as "a jive ass n*gger" before Baez removed her from the introduction. She wore Blackface in public and on the cover of her album "Don Juan's Reckless Daughter" as her alter ego, "Art Nouveau." When confronted about it, Mitchell doubled down and defended her use of Blackface.
"I got away with it … I got the greatest reviews for that record in black magazines. They saw the brother, they reviewed it, and they got it." There has been no evidence of any Black magazines in support of Joni Mitchell in Blackface
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#Glitter25 comes out this Friday!! The Digital Deluxe has the original album and a bonus disc with 15 tracks! Which one are you most excited about? 💿🩷✨
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Here For THEE Comments 1@forthecomments1Oct 18
And you Gen Z and young Millennials are out here talking about who’s better than Michael. NOBODY! No one will ever have the magic and aura that he did! He was a once in a lifetime gift from God!
P. (Just call me Michael’s wife)@millie_saarOct 17"Michael wasn't too aware of the Super Bowl. He wasn't too aware of how big this was," recalls Arlen Kantarian, the show's executive producer. "He just said, 'Why don't we call it the Thriller Bowl?'"
Michael didn’t even want to do the halftime show, got most of his demands met, stood there for almost 2 minutes while the crowd went insane, had people backstage panicking because he wouldn’t give them the cue to start the music, got the NFL and a sponsor to donate $100K to Heal the World, reached 133.4 million US viewers with his message of love and unity, and literally set the blueprint for every halftime show that came after him. The absolute fucking GOAT 👑
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Please vote one last time. She’s in 7th place. 😿 #cats
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Cali is in the Semifinals but she needs to be in 1st place to make it to the Finals. Please vote and share! Today your vote counts twice! We could really use the cash prize for her continued chemo treatments. Thank you! 🙏🏽❤️🐾 #cats
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Cali is in 1st place in the quarterfinals!! Please keep voting once per day! Thank you so much! 🙏🏽❤️🐾
Cali is currently in 1st place in the quarterfinals! Today is double votes day. Please vote and share! Thank you 🙏🏽❤️🐾
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Cali is currently in 1st place in the quarterfinals! Today is double votes day. Please vote and share! Thank you 🙏🏽❤️🐾
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Last day to vote for Cali in this round. Help her get into the quarterfinals! Thank you 🙏🏽❤️🐾
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Trying out titles for a Jon Stewart article.
Jon Stewart and the Temple of One Joke
A Smirk in Search of a Point
The Pause That Thought It Was Journalism
A Constipated Look That Says Please Laugh At Me
Stewart’s Greatest Hits: Clip, Scoff, Repeat
He Brought the Glasses. Writers Brought the Outrage.
Still No Actual Reporting
Bill O’Reilly’s Bitch
Stewart Doesn’t Cover a Story. He Reacts Near One.
A Camera, and Jon Stewart’s One Expression
They Cast a Comedian and Called It Accountability
The Segments Where the Face Does the Thinking
They Did the Editing. Jon Did the Moral.
A Mannequin With a Patchy Beard
He Couldn’t Make It As Bad Actor So He Brought Bad Acting To Politics.
Scoffing: The Jon Stewart Story
He Made That Face. That Was the Whole Segment.