Highly untalented. Twitter is the toilet wall of the world & I like to sit for a while

Joined September 2019
ZandaPanda retweeted
🎶I’m so indicted🎶xitter.cf/FallonTonight/status/1…
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Get this. Three days before the Libs declared the 2022 election, Angus Taylor, with written permission from Morrison and Frydenberg, changed the law to conceal a 19.7% power price increase until AFTER Election Day. They just can't tell the truth.
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So explain what went on here, @sussanley. What was the fucking point of this "PR" exercise. What prevented your "government" from taking steps to address any "issues." #auspol #hypocrites
Women and children in the Territory are being left behind. @AlboMP would do well to listen a bit more closely to the 25,000 voices in Alice Springs and a bit less to the voices of left-wing Labor activists who prefer symbolism to action. Read my op-ed in today’s @dailytelegraph👇
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I told ChatGPT to pentest a scope of IPs and it found me $69,420 worth of bugs. Pentesters will be obsolete.
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All Australians should benefit from Australian resources. It doesn't make any sense that oil and gas companies are getting to walk away with record profits while Australians are left with nothing.
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This group of Coalition MPs said nothing when: • PM Julia Gillard was called Bob Brown's b*tch and a w*tch • Brittany Higgins was called a "lying cow" • their own PM Scott Morrison called for Christine Holgate to lose her job at Australia Post. 😠 #hypocrisy #auspol
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Thank you so much Victoria.
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We’re making tampons free. Because they’re a necessity, not a luxury.
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ZandaPanda retweeted
Now we know the origin of Fake News. The Murdoch Media. Literally.They just copy and paste other people’s copy. These are the same frauds - the Courier Fail- who run daily bullshit attacks on @AnnastaciaMP because they think they can just get away with it #MurdochRoyalCommission
“It seems that Gleeson is a serial offender. We asked News Corp if it had been aware of these two new instances of plagiarism. We got no answer.”
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Sold out. But no one wants to watch women play right. Go pies
Tickets for the 2022 NAB AFLW Final Series Season 7 Elimination Final 2 – @CollingwoodAFLW v @BulldogsW on Sunday, November 5 at Victoria Park are now sold out, no further tickets will be released. #AFLW | #AFLWFinals | #AFLWPiesDogs
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Imagine going into journalism, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, hoping to report the big stuff…only to find yourself chained to the Murdochracy and churning out dogshit like this. How humiliating.
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Replying to @macsween_prue
prue you're 56 years older than me but yet i know which twitter handle is the PM and which twitter handle is an italian porn artist
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ZandaPanda retweeted
Herald Sun staff have written a scathing piece slamming Melburnians for working from home, hysterically claiming the practice has turned Melbourne into a “ghost town” — however, the article was likely written at home, as Herald Sun staff also work from home. #auspol
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Alright. Where's the fucking #ICAC #auspoI ?
now that howard, downer, frydenberg and sharma are no longer protected species, it’s time we saw the relevant documents around australia’s multi-$billion theft from one of the region’s poorest counties. #auspol
I welcome @markdreyfusQCMP’s decision to review the properness of the AAT secrecy certificate issued by @SenatorCash in my fight with the National Archives to unbury 22 year old cabinet documents about the Howard Govt’s attempts to steal #TimorLeste’s oil & gas resources. #auspol
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ZandaPanda retweeted
Former somebody @JoshFrydenberg approached the AFL Commission about Gill McLachlan's job, not the other way around. Surprise, surprise... joeas.tn/3ODK1o0
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Excited to learn Chris Kenny will be presenting a Sky News doco about 90 Years of the ABC. Hope he includes this classic clip of himself mishearing the word "conservators" as "conservatives" and going all in on it.
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Peter Dutton on #Insiders After 10 years of destroying energy policy he desperately tries to blame Labor for Scott Morrison’s energy crisis. 😂
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ABC has called 76 #auspol
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Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.
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