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Hello. I’m Tom, and I’ll be your chef this morning.
Today’s tasting menu begins with a rustic beef pâté—hand-crumbled from a chilled pouch because we believe in farm-to-fridge freshness. This is artfully crowned with a two-cheese mélange, delicately scattered as if by an inattentive French sous-chef.
For our final flourish, we present roast beef confit, diced into modernist micro-cubes to challenge the palate and confuse the Michelin inspectors.
Please note the plating: a minimalist gray bowl, chosen specifically to highlight your meal’s… earth-tones.
Bon appétit, sir. Do try not to lick the bowl too aggressively—there are standards in this establishment.
Drinking from the toilet is optional 🍹
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🚨BREAKING: It is now CONFIRMED that everybody on SNAP will be required to reapply to the program.
186,000 dead people. Hundreds of thousands getting double the benefits.
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