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Nothing to it but to do it.

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Joined May 2010
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Just checking in to say life rules
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This show 😭like no way y’all fr love it that much
What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?
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Checking in to say my life is great
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Fucking crushed that I missed out on the special edition of the new billy woods and Kenny Segal album
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I cannot stress enough that I am falling in love in a life changing way. This shit hit like a ton of bricks off the 10th story and that’s just how I like it because it never happens like that. Getting smooshed and I LOVE it
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Birds aren’t real and trees talk
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Our grief is the love we have for them with no place to go
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Life is tight. I’m working hard and learning something every day. Got a girl that I really click with. My dog is happy. New spot is great. Cant believe that life is as good as it is but all flowers in time bend towards the sun
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youtu.be/JnPvnIKCJYA I’m not cute enough to think of that line by myself but baby girl is SHINING
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Man I love coming home after a long day and eating a terribly unhealthy meal in my underwear. I’ll never be able to take a bra off after a long day but I feel like this feeling of unwinding comes pretty close
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Shoutout to wifey for dancing for the ancestors. MIDI mode is king
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I lost one of my headphones in my apartment. I make that I’ll find it as soon as I buy a new pair
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if you don’t think science has a liberal bias, go ahead and explain why scientists named us HOMO sapiens. we’re the only apes named after being gay, seriously??
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Maybe Fupafied?
Y'all know how women be like "dicked down" ? Can a nigga say he got "coochied down" ?
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Yooooooo
Unicorn: Warriors Eternal from Genndy Tartakovsky. Coming May 4th
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Life is extremely simple, not easy
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