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Zach Worman

@ZachWorman

Men hold me formidable for guile in peace and war.

 Madison, WI
Joined January 2010
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I just thought about what it would feel like to shave my teeth and I almost threw up.
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Joshua Baez #stlcards
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Your alignment based on your preferred Madison grocery store: Lawful good - HyVee Lawful neutral - Aldi Lawful evil - Metcalfe's Neutral good - Costco True neutral - Pick n Save Neutral evil - Target Chaotic good - Trader Joe's  Chaotic neutral - Woodman's Chaotic evil - Walmart
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Spellgage@spellgageJun 10
Every American has at least one state that they will spit venom at without provocation, and I think that’s beautiful.
coopz (@Coopz___) profile picturecoopz
@Coopz___Jun 9
I think this is the beauty of the United States, that we citizens take for granted. You can make a video of this anywhere with any state, expect Oklahoma, and witness pure beauty in nature
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My family's rule is, it counts as a visit once your feet are on the ground outdoors.
Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios (@RevivedThoughts) profile pictureTroy Frasier AKA Revived Studios
@RevivedThoughtsJun 2
Settle a debate I'm having. Can you count having visited a country if you never left the airport?
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using my extremely specific trivia knowledge to say i think its really funny that blur refused to even consider allowing their music on glee but were 100% cool with the muppets playing their song in a permanent attraction
Alicia Stella (@AliciaStella) profile pictureAlicia Stella
@AliciaStellaMay 21
The Electric Mayhem playing Song 2 LIVE at a special event for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets!
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16 years ago today, Sting attacked RVD while wearing a Sting mask. 🦂 Forever one of the greatest things EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
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Fun fact. Busch Stadium was originally named that because the owners wanted to call it Budweiser Stadium, but the MLB forbade naming it after alcohol. So they named the stadium after the Busch family, then started brewing Busch beer shortly after the name was approved.
Kalon Fullerton (@cowlonfull) profile pictureKalon Fullerton@cowlonfullApr 21
Any stadium that is named after a corporation loses its iconic status. I think we all have too much dignity to pretend “crypto dot com arena” is an iconic piece of American sports history
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The Wisco is a Willy Street staple and should not be included in this discourse.
Tyler 🧀 (@CheeseheadTy) profile pictureTyler 🧀
@CheeseheadTyApr 9
"Wisco" and "Sconnie" started popping up in the early 2000's (first commercial mention I found were around 2005) and became popularized by local businesses, clothing and beer brands during the stomp/clap/Mumford and sons cringe millennial era (2008-2012).
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it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time
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Brought a belt to a gun fight
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"I can't tell you. Secret secret." -David Mirkovic #Illini
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The only one. No comparisons.
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Arguments that start with "if" aren't arguments, they're hypotheticals. Imaginary. They didn't happen. There is no reason to consider scenarios that didn't happen.
Bart T🏀rvik (@totally_t_bomb) profile pictureBart T🏀rvik@totally_t_bombMar 12
Best argument for Auburn: if they had played three cupcakes instead of Michigan, Arizona, and Houston, they’d be 20-13 and a stone cold lock. Do we want good noncon games or not?
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I have been reading history literally since the moment I could read. I was a history major. All I do in my spare time is read dusty historical monographs for fun. I still do this. Every single damn time.
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Dario Saric in Chicago
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaFeb 3
Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.
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College basketball games used to have Jordair Jett in them
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Midwest Passenger Rail Association (@MidwesternPRA) profile pictureMidwest Passenger Rail Association@MidwesternPRAJan 22
Amtrak is planning for passenger rail service to Madison by 2029: 🧵
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String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe
Archaeology & Art (@archaeologyart) profile pictureArchaeology & Art
@archaeologyartJan 21
Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850
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In my NBA: Required: home whites (yellow for Lakers), road colors (not black if possible) Suggested: One alternate/throwback on a set schedule (e.g. Bulls black pinstripes for Sunday home games) Acceptable: special occasion alternates worn once a year (e.g. Christmas)
Eddie Gonzalez (@bansky) profile pictureEddie Gonzalez
@banskyJan 14
The home team needs to wear white. Teams only need 2 jerseys. An extra alternate for the really wavy teams
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Jake Davis had one steal to break up a 12 trillion
Jeremy Werner (@JWerner247) profile pictureJeremy Werner
@JWerner247Jan 11
FINAL: No. 16 Illinois 75, No. 19 Iowa 69 #illini's 18-point lead got cut to four multiple time late, but Illini (13-3, 4-1 Big Ten) hold on for its third win over a ranked opponent this season. Wagler 19 points, Boswell 17 points, Stojakovic 17 points
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