ZachTheHuman

Advertising is evil I decided.

Sometimes I think I like sleeping a little too much. like I’m microdosing suicide.

Actually, my autism makes me good at video games.

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America!!

Vegans be like 😠🗡🌱

Introverts are just doing it for attention.

happy 6/9!

St George actually kinda slaps

Oh just like me fr

I slept under some parking lot shrubbery with ripped jeans and now I have a billion bug bites on my knees.

My girlfriend is the publicist for the dnd club

Not everything is right now.

I'm like, real now. patreon.com/ZachTheHuman604?…

Sometimes I think about becoming an alcoholic just for the aesthetic

Bowling balls be like 😮

Tomorrow I’ll finally be old enough to legally fuck old people!! I’m coming for you Dorian Gray 😏

I miss Spotify’s heart… 😭