@ZachLaymansNFL

Main Character. As qualified as any other x rando to have NFL in my handle. The difference between me and them? I know that I don't know ball.

Joined January 2024
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As much as I love the idea of scavenging off a failing franchise.... Is there anything on the Commies that isn't effectively a rotational or depth piece for the Chiefs... I am not sure anything there would have an argument to start over any Chiefs.
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I miss the days when Dov at least tried to be a believable character. Whoever the current owner is really sucks at the schtick. Now he is just some cartoonish parody of whoever he was before trying to pretend like he is the real deal.
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanOct 19
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chargers fans are calling for the NFL to suspend Chiefs CB L'Jarius Sneed for the extremely dirty knee he threw to Justin Herbert's head. This will go down as the dirtiest hit in NFL history. What in the world was he thinking? 🤦‍♂️
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Need Ukraine to find the next data center, bots are back like they never left.
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Veach should offer them Butker. Like, just ask them to take him off our hands.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 19
Rams placed kicker Blake Grupe on injured reserve.
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When the team asks you to put a positive spin on their terrible decision making.
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 19
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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So they played him in London without knowing the severity. That's psychotic.
Tom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 19
The Eagles were waiting to get all the information on Jalen Hurts before having any discussions or making decisions on injured reserve, etc., focusing solely on his health. The tests showing blood clots in his lungs came back Saturday. All parties continue to work together.
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I want to thank all the neo-nazi supporters for dropping by my mentions to say hi or whatever version that is for you. Enjoy screaming into the mute void.
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Update, he just unfollowed them.
ZachLaymansNFL@ZachLaymansNFLOct 14
Just found out that a Chiefs beat reporter follows an incredibly gross group of people @Blut_stamm . They sent me a screencap from that page, and just grosssssss. 🤢 🤮
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Just found out that a Chiefs beat reporter follows an incredibly gross group of people @Blut_stamm . They sent me a screencap from that page, and just grosssssss. 🤢 🤮
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Update, he just unfollowed them.
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Pete's Weeney so excited to give an update on seeing Simmons.
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Can't wait for MissedKick to change his story for the 8th time to rake in the Facebook engagement. Probably destitute now that the Russian data center got wrecked.
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Bills Fans have zero Humility despite being constantly humiliated. The irony is astounding.
Curls@dcurleyyOct 13
This is authentic. Not whatever that ring thing Swift was doing
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Andrew Schnittker@aschnitt53Oct 14
Well Haley probably didn't want to do the ring thing because her husband doesn't have any.
Curls@dcurleyyOct 13
This is authentic. Not whatever that ring thing Swift was doing
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itsrockrobster@itsrockrobster1Oct 13
Sam Block
@theblockspotOct 13
Josh Allen completed 12 passes tonight. And it was one of the greatest performances I have ever seen from a QB.
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I get fans being annoyed or frustrated about Josh Simmons. But now it seems like fans are actively rooting for his failure. Weirdos.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 11
Jayden Daniels thought the clock would stop at 5 seconds out of respect for him
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Are these your off-season Champions?!? @getnickwright get this team a banner.
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 11
The #Chargers are now 0-5 on the season. Next week: at Chiefs.
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Dear Chiefs’ fans. The Chiefs gave away a keychain not too long ago with confetti in it. The asshole valet guy lost it last night after our anniversary dinner. If someone is willing to part with theirs, I am willing to buy.
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I really don't want this back on our team. The stigma, the person, let's just move on please.
Jesse Newell
@jessenewellOct 6
During civil trial today, Tyreek Hill's ex-wife Lakeeta Vaccaro Hill accused him of attempting a punch at her stomach while she was pregnant with his child in July 2024. Lakeeta said she put her hands on her stomach to block the strike, which made contact with her hands. She said Tyreek told her then that he didn't want the baby. Lakeeta described the day as "probably the worst of all these abuse times." She also alleged Tyreek pulled her hair and ripped it out the same day. Live stream of the trial available here: youtube.com/watch?v=NOrDSwOO…

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