Livin the good life with a beautiful wife in the Deep South. Go Dawgs, Go BoSox, Go Packers!

Athens, Ga
Joined February 2011
Anybody seen @JustinJ1_ or @zadariussmith this morning? They seemed to have appeared on the side of my milk carton this morning. #GoPackGo
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Dear @SitkaGear, could you please fix your website from crashing so we can order some post Christmas gear? Sincerely, Every Hunter Everywhere
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Can we start a petition for the @RedSox to please drug test Chaim after the moves he’s made today? He’s like the anti- @AlexAnthopuolos #FireHisAss
And just like that @RobinhoodApp turned to #SheriffOfNottingham overnight by blocking certain stocks
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Dear @creaturebeer, please release #Tropicalia in 12pks. Signed, Everyone
Hey @dunkindonuts, if you could develop a #DroneCoffeeDelivery service , that would be great. I’m thinking @elonmusk could probably assist. #NeedCaffeine #Zombie
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Daaaaaa......Jankees lose!!! 😂😅😂damn wat a game...congrats to my boys 🤙🏿
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Chin up #SpikeLee at least you have the Knicks season to look forward too... #GoSox #DirtyWater
I’m burning my @ClayMatthews52 jersey after that asshat of a penalty #WTFDude
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Just kidding.... but maybe not #GOPACKGO
Hey @packers, remember when y’all said Khalil cost too much? Well him and TWO other guys are embarrassing us right now!!! Get your heads out of your a$$es and draft some OL instead of DBs #StillAPacker #SoMadRightNow #SaltyAF
Hey @Chuck_Nazty , what time is BP? We are in town for the game? Hit me up!
Hey @FunnyMaine, where's the new video at?!? You slackin bruh! #FunnyAF #GoDawgs
Got the pleasure of running into @JLester34 today at @BassProShops. Such a great dude! Thanks for stopping! #OnceARedSoxAlwaysARedSox
Hey @aaronmurray11 can you please tell me what crow tastes like? #HBTD #GODAWGS
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I predict that @Chuck_Nazty's beard will have a higher OBP in 2017 than half of the NL. #JustNaztyThings
Finally updated my phone to the iOS10.2 version. Now my phone wants to shut off randomly. Thanks for bricking my phone @AppleSupport #pissed
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Hey @MysteryTackleBx , I didn't receive my scratch off ticket in this months box. Are they no longer included? #MTB #FishingLotto
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