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Nobody cares if Javier is suspended 8 games. @lmccullers43 needs to explain eye for an eye and time for the rookie to fire one in the back of Bellinger.

Hey @Jomboy_ , who are the Yankees going to get to fill rotation position 2-5?

The @yankees are 1-0*. An * is nothing new to them though (see steriod Era and @AROD).

I’ve said it before Tuesday’s with @TilmanJFertitta is the most honest 15 minutes of the week right now. Well said as always.

What if now $NKE buys $PTON @jimcramer in wake of LULU/Mirror? Instantly gives credibility to the Nike app and clear brand extension.

Death, Taxes and Yankees cheating! Baseball is back. Let’s go @astros.

Pretty sure my law school graduation had more people that Tulsa last night, and we just had @PaulBegala speak. #HookemPaul

Pretty crazy the “Social Media” president was taken down by teenagers on social media. I thought TikTok was just goofy videos. #whatisTikTok

Finished my 300th ride this AM with @alextoussaint25. No shoutout at 1-299 why need at 300. He was with me the whole way. On to 400. #PRtheMilestoneRides

Got to believe after talking like he was some saint, @CC_Sabathia is somewhere stress eating. #yankeescheated

Question for @Jomboy_. Did the @Yankees really swing and miss at 24 straight curve balls against @lmccullers43 WHILE cheating?

Was taking my 3 year old for ice cream. Asked @MarbleSlab if they could do curbside pickup. The women who picked up told me “they only did that during Covid.” Breaking news: Ice Cream store declares pandemic over.

More people in Downtown Houston today in honor of #GeorgeFloyd than any other protest and it appears completely under control. That’s @ArtAcevedo and @houstonpolice for you. #HoustonStrong

Always can count on @FoxNews for what’s important amidst a pandemic. #COVID19

As big of a fan as I am, didn’t go to this game. Just started working for Sen. KBH that week and had to stay for orientation. Watched the game with staffers in her office. How did she make it up to me? Invited me to be her guest a few weeks later at the White House celebration!

We canceled Disney last week. We aren’t going to @astros opening day. My 3 year old just asked “how is Mickey and Altuve sick?” Explaining Covid-19 to kids is tough.