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writer. photographer. shit talker • host & producer of @thedenpodcast1 #TheDenPodcast (IG: @zeryusmarie)

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Joined March 2009
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Big mama… still no kids 😎
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For anyone confused, here's a sketch about it
kinda reminds me of how if you think about it for more than two seconds you realize that the entire economic system we live in was built around slavery and has been scrambling for slavery-replacement for like 150 years
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Le’Chat De Lioncourt retweeted
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Music videos in the early 2000s really gave me inflated expectations about how good interior design was gonna be when I became an adult. Now it’s all not even ikea just gray wayfair stuff. U notice most music videos not in somebody’s crib anymore
Lucy Pearl - Dance Tonight (2000) 🕺🏾
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This is actually kind of wild because once you hear it laid out like this you can’t unhear it. The 90s “wow… yeah” sarcasm and the early 2000s vocal fry on conference calls hit way too close to home. Armisen’s ear is disgusting in the best way.
Fred Armisen breaks down the fascinating evolution of conversational accents and speech patterns decade by decade on The Tonight Show. "I've been working on some impressions of accents through the decades" 1900s: "the manufacturer and the farmer, people thought it was very British, but it's actually very Dutch and German" 1920s: "They start getting very aware of the microphone" 1950s: "It starts to flatten out a little bit. I'd like to on a Friday night, I'd like to read a book on a Friday night" 1960s: "Diverges a little bit where there's an official sort of news hour... and then the sort of people in interviews looked like they were in shock" 1970s: "There's a whisper to it. There's a sort of confusion as to what's going on, there's a whisper" 1990s: "Very kind of laid back, wow, the nineties laid back, yeah, very sarcastic and ironic, wow" 2000s: "You start to hear the vocal fry... guys are in a meeting and they can sort of hear that throughout when they're talking on a conference call"
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I've had a cat since moving into my first apartment at 23. All these years later idk what possessed me to add an additional cat to the mix, but baby??? She's about to get PUT TF OUT! I've never met a cat that gets into/fucks up as much shit as this hoe 😤😠
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I adopted them as sisters about 10 months ago and I REALLY don't wanna break them up, but this little one is starting to make me dislike her. Carpet? Chewed up. One of my couches? Chewed/scratched up. Trash? Bags scratched at until they burst. Like, GIRL!
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I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.
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I swear y'all just be skimming thru Black history, smh. He would've hated YOU for lying on him like this. Read the book cover to cover, sis.
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Letting Bobby Lytes put you on hush is WILD, lmaooooooo. Goddamn Jela.
Bobby Lytes and Jela get into a HEATED ARGUMENT.. Then Bobby EXPOSES that Prince got her pregnant. 😳👀
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women dirty mack about things you never thought of like damn u right this girl makeup never match her body
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Okay here’s the thing as a very direct bitch. Sometimes we are mean and we have to work on that!!!
A lot of people have never dealt with a direct person. They’re used to people beating around the bush or sugarcoating, so when they meet someone who’s direct, they think you being mean, No you just used to saying whatever you want without anyone being direct with you
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Just asked my dad for some money because this economy sucks and I'm just a girl. My guy said I'll have it by EOD.
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ON GOD!
That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car
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I love that a whole slew of writers are in the comments like “platforms? just for writing?? what is this madness you speak of?!” 😂🤭 (I didn’t know either).
just found out y’all are using actual writing platforms. i was suffering in my google docs. who was gonna tell me
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paintedbyesther will put some highlighter up your ass if ur not watching but it’ll look good tho
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Mules and a purse.
Rapper Future with his Hermès Birkin bag and Mowalola Mule 14s!🔥
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The BAPE shoot in 2006 is timeless
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I did in middle school🤷🏾‍♀️
EVERYONE who went to high school: did you actually dissect a frog in science class or was that just a TV thing ?
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What in the HELL is this new update @UNOMobileGame ?! Who asked for these horrible ass graphics/transitions?
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Exactly and when you finally get to the point where you force yourself to go and ask for help everyone just goes, “You’re so strong, you got this, you’ll figure it out like you always do👍🏾”, INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY FUCKING HELPING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being a high functioning depressed person is almost worse like omg i wish i could act in a way that demonstrates that i need help lol
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