Its Monday Soon will be making another run Its monday Promises something for everyone Set a course for adventure Your mind on a new romance And Monday won't hurt anymore It's an open smile on a friendly morn Its Monday Welcome aboard with love.

Happy Monday My Tolerable Treasures

Death. The exclusive club of everyone and everything.

People are bundled up like it's cold. But its not cold its windy.

Happy Friday My Necklike Numbskulls.

If you could go ahead and not wear a shirt that says what youre doing... That'd be great.

Sleeping in is back Jack

🎃 Lucky 13th Tuesday the 13th 🎃

Im only allowed to tell you that I had a better Monday than you & that is all.

I used to be able to touch 6'3" with my toes & I Still Can.

Happy Monday My Cognizant Caboodle.

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Johnny D is allowed to wear a bandana C Walken is allowed to wear a bandana 2 pac was allowed to wear a bandana I am allowed to wear a bandana.

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You always hear people talking about it but few have the fortitude and gumption it takes to sleep in the center of the bed.