Once assumed to be the godly spawn of two incestuous platypuses, not doing much to deny it. He/him. Stephen Sommers' VAN HELSING (2004) is my wife.

Somewhere you're not
Joined July 2009
Wouldn't it be crazy if this was my last tweet?.... like, last EVER???? Crazy times we live in...
Well... I guess I'm perfect now. 🎈🎂🎈
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Wouldn't it be crazy if this was my last tweet?.... like, last EVER???? Crazy times we live in...
spongebob me boy you forgot the fucking percocet
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Taylor Swift is so popular you can't even get AMSTERDAM tickets right now
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Happy birthday to the guy
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EXCLUSIV: Leaked images of Cate Blanchett as Lydia Tár in James Cameron’s “Avatár”
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I'm so happy I'm not a concertgoer...
The best movie in THE GRUDGE franchise is SCARY MOVIE 4 fight me
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Ryan Reynolds makes movies that play in the background of other movies
People are just making up stuff now, this is a fake movie. Like a computer virus. If you click on it to watch it the simulation of reality ends.
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When you get out of a three-hour movie and you're confident your next movie's gonna suck real hard, but the runtime is 90 mins...
FB commenter on TRIANGLE OF SADNESS: "15 minutes of vomit did not move the plot forward."
Christian Bale's 'stache from HOSTILES wins every competition.
Movember: movie edition. Which film stache reigns supreme?
Avatar comes out in a month
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Henceforth, I will be referred to as Film Dom
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Interesting, the first four movies when you Google Justin Long's filmography are all horror.
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