The Couch
Joined January 2022
Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇷🇺🇫🇮 ANTI-SATELLITE SPACE WARS: Russian military satellite KOSMOS 2612 is now 135 meters (445 feet) from ICEYE-X36 spy satellite that provides tracking data to Ukraine. If it keeps maneuvering the same way, it will close to 45 meters (145 feet) on Monday, tomorrow. -> First aggressive satellite encounter in history! Will the Russian anti-satellite weapon hit the Finnish spy satellite with a laser to burn its camera, use electronic warfare, or just ram it? Space war about to start? PS: You can see how close it is on the video, first time in history a satellite might attack another one.
🇷🇺🇫🇮🇺🇦 SATELLITE WARS IN SPACE -> Russia to take down western spy satellites? Russia launched mysterious military satellites into Space on 16 April 2026 from Plesetsk aboard a Soyuz-2.1b The exact payload is secret, but recent activity points at counter-satellite weapons. -> The mysterious Russian military satellite Kosmos 2612 is nearing the Finnish commercial spy sattelite ICEYE-X36 dangerously. Ukraine is known to use the ICEYE for targeting and Russia was recently hit with deep strikes, that relied on sattelite data. The aggressive approach started in exact this timeframe. ⁉️ The important questions are: - Did Russia deploy anti satellite weapons to space? - Is Putin willing to take down targeting satellites to enforce his red lines? We’ll find out soon enough, it could be that the satellite just closes in as a warning and stays there … but what then? -> Taking down a commercially Finnish satellite in space certainly would be an interesting escalation, especially since it’s not a NATO case because it’s not on nato ground. Keep in mind these maneuvers are fuel intensive and the Russian satellite can’t use so much fuel for nothing! The satellite will run out of fuel and just be bricked without a purpose, if they just play games. So these maneuvers are meant for something! 1/
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I think the Flamingo can officially be declared the most overrated and useless missile ever to be used in this war. It has an interception rate of around 98%.
In addition to Ukraine's massive overnight drone attack on St Petersburg, Ukraine launched at least 17 FP-5 "Flamingo" cruise missiles at Russia, all of which were once again shot down by Russian air defence. The missiles were launched in three groups, probably targeting St Petersburg and possible Moscow, along with other regions of Russia. The interceptions took place over Kursk, Voronezh, Bryansk, Smolensk, Oryol, and Tula Oblast.
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Somebody please help, the toddler just went to burn down the housing projects and avenge Irina Zarutska.
Ask a child to give away 30% of his toys and see how "left-wing" they really are.
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Ask a child to give away 30% of his toys and see how "left-wing" they really are.
We're all born left wing. Ask any kid if homeless people should be fed and housed, if everyone deserves healthcare, if bombing families is wrong, if racism is bad, if air and water should be clean, if trees and nature are good...
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
Ukrainian killed his own fellow soldiers from the Ukrainian Armed Forces who had been taken prisoner near Dobropillya..
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
⚡️🇷🇺After witnessing US's losses against Iran, the Russian '08 war against Georgia looks increasingly more impressive as time goes by. We were told it was a sloppy operation but in fact it was one of the best executed lightning operations in modern history.
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Es ist herzerschütternd, wie oft Herr Kostyuchenko (geboren 1978, wohnt in Kiew) über die Jahre bereits seinen kleinen Hund aus den Trümmern in verschiedenen Städten nach russischen Angriffen retten musste. Zum Glück waren gerade immer Kameras vor Ort: 🥹
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
Pamiętam, jak jeszcze niedawno niektórzy pisali o „niemożności” naprawienia tych fregat przez Rosjan i uszkodzeniach, które wyłączyły je z walki na co najmniej rok. Minęły dwa miesiące i Makarow odpalił pierwsze Kalibry.
The Russian "Admiral Makarov" frigate, which was damaged by Ukrainian drones on August 12, was the ship which launched ~6 Kalibr cruise missiles at Kryvyi Rih today. During the past 2 months, the ship was repaired at Novorossiysk Naval Base, and is now able to launch Kalibr cruise missiles again.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🚨 JUST IN: The historic Limoges Town Hall in France has now COLLAPSED after it was SET ABLAZE by rioters And Macron STILL REFUSES to declare a state of emergency He’s TOO WEAK. Rioters are in FULL CONTROL.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
The guy buried his eighth father. 🇺🇦😁 More Ukrainian crisis actor pics
Here is a question: Why are Ukrainian Telegram channels posting "crisis actor" images? Sure, some are real and others are generative depending on the AI you ask. Isn't it weird Ukrainian channels would circulate these?
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I'm sorry, but if China, Russia and the US are on the “same side” in WW3... who are they fighting against? Seems like a hydrogen bomb/coughing baby hypothetical you got there
I’ve always said that WW3 has begun, and that if Ukraine wins, this is the final battle, and if they lose, this is the first battle. But I never expected that the USA would be on the side of Russia and China, like we ow are under Trump.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
Replying to @yasutomo_sasaki
You got nuked by the US twice, yet you still became America's lapdog.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇷🇺 Russian Geran and Lancet drone crews struck two maritime targets in the Black Sea, hitting a large dry cargo vessel and completely destroying a Ukrainian unmanned surface boat. The Geran attack targeted the cargo ship, while a Lancet loitering munition intercepted and eliminated the Ukrainian naval drone. The operation involved two distinct types of unmanned aircraft, extending Russian strike capabilities against both large vessels and smaller maritime threats. A cargo ship hit and a naval drone destroyed. Russian aerial drones continue expanding their presence over the Black Sea, challenging vessels operating far beyond the coastline. #Russia #BlackSea #Geran #Lancet #NavalDrones
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
❗️ Russia had to stop ALL Ukrainian operations in the Black Sea as a retaliatory measure — Chief of General Staff Gerasimov
Russia's air defense destroying Ukrainian drone attacks at 98% SUCCESS rate DAILY — Chief of General Staff Gerasimov
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇫🇷 Listen to the cheers, celebrating the collapse of a century old historic building. They cheer on their own destruction … suicidal
A historic building in the French city of Limoges was set ablaze during nationwide protests on Saturday. Video captured the moment part of the roof of the 140-year-old building collapsed.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
The fly tells other flies in this simulated world “we live in a simulation” Other flies mock him for being a conspiracy theorist.
We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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The Russian "Admiral Makarov" frigate, which was damaged by Ukrainian drones on August 12, was the ship which launched ~6 Kalibr cruise missiles at Kryvyi Rih today. During the past 2 months, the ship was repaired at Novorossiysk Naval Base, and is now able to launch Kalibr cruise missiles again.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇩🇪 Audi used to do crazy stuff for advertising too! In 1986, peak of German car industry, Audi made this legendary commercial! An Audi Quattro driving up a ski jump slope to show off its traction and 4 wheel drive. That was a key moment and Audi dominated racing for years. This was a kind of “Tesla flying moment”. Why did they stop innovating and dominating? Cars from that time still drive like a charm by the way.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇺🇸 BANANA VS TESLA Tesla tested if a banana falls faster than the Tesla accelerates? Or why was there a banana when the Tesla roadster did the acceleration show off? @elonmusk
Tesla Roadster goes from 0-60mph in 1 second.
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Daniel Yusim retweeted
🇫🇷 Historic buildings collapse, the Limoges Town Hall was standing since 17th century and has seen a lot, like two world wars. But it could not survive globalist …
🔴🇫🇷🔥 ALERTE INFO | Le clocher de la mairie de Limoges s’est effondré. xitter.cf/Xirthe_v1/status/21115…
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