THE BIGGEST HATER

Joined September 2025
ronaldo’s statement is longer than 2 sentences so that immediately rules out the reading comprehension of 99% of football twitter so idk why you’d even bother to take these stupid takes i’m seeing rn seriously
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Two Penalties in your last two retirement matches has to be a sick shit Mann.
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Explain this in football terms
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Kaka was absolutely spot on
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Cristiano's statement overshadowed Messi's second retirement
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The people’s Ballon d’Or winner.
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100% sure the Qatar WC was rigged now
🚨BREAKING: FIFA’s Gianni Infantino allegedly met with Manchester City and PSG bosses for SECRET TALKS on several occasions during his time at UEFA He also allegedly supplied them with confidential materials. [@RuiPinto_FL]
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Tried to aura farm in the 28th minute just to get knocked out the UCL that same game😭😭😭😭😭
Yamal played 3 full professional seasons and never finished outside the Ballon d'Or top 10 (including this year's).
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I will choose you in every lifetime
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If this was the end, THANK YOU Cristiano Ronaldo: 👤 234 games for Portugal. ⚽ 146 goals. 🅰️ 37 assists. 🔥 183 G/A. 🎩 10 hat-tricks. 🎯 11 free-kick goals. ⭐ 24 MOTM 🏆 3 trophies.
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Anyone supporting Jorge Mendes and Portugal over Cristiano Ronaldo have no place in football. No matter what Ronaldo has done, you dare not treat a footballing legend like that. Croatia have a 40-year-old Modrić. Bosnia have a 41-year-old Edin Džeko. Cape Verde had a 40-year-old Vozinha. And their Coach all played them. Ronaldo deserves to be treated like the king that he is. Jorge, you have spat on football.
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The most iconic celebration in football HISTORY! 🇵🇹❤️
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Cristiano Ronaldo can do no wrong in my eyes I don’t even care to know what happened, all I know is Ronaldo is right.
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He played in a team full of wooden logs to put that country on the map and won them their only major trophies just for them to treat him like this at his lowest point.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoSep 30
🚨💣 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo announces he has LEFT PORTUGAL NATIONAL TEAM CAMP. 🇵🇹 “After the National Team coach’s press conference, and following a conversation with the President of the Portuguese Football Federation, I have decided to leave the National Team training camp”. “In due time, I will tell all Portuguese people the truth about the reasons that led to my departure from the national team, to which I have always dedicated myself”. “Now is the time to wish good luck to Portugal and to all my teammates”.
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Marco Reus 2014 (not even nominated) // Lamine Yamal ballon d’or
Replying to @tearfls
You want to play? There's no German player in history better than Yamal. End of joke.
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Two of the most corrupt people in football history
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Meanwhile Yamal after scoring a Penalty:
How can you score THIS and not celebrate Olise ??😭
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“Unbiased football journalist” Fabrizio Romano has made TWENTY-THRRE tweets about Lamine Yamal in just the last 6 days, constantly pushing his Ballon d’Or PR you can’t convince me he’s not getting paid by Laporta and Barca bro, he’s 100% on their payroll 💀
BREAKING: Lionel Messi now has a higher chance of winning the Ballon d’Or than Kylian Mbappé, via Kalshi: 6% — Lionel Messi 4% — Kylian Mbappe
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Lamine Yamal had the chance to show himself on the biggest stage in football, and he ghosted throughout the World Cup. One goal against Saudi Arabia, zero assists, no Golden Ball, no Best Young Player award, and he wasn’t the standout player of the tournament. Whatever he’s doing in the Nations League this season should not suddenly be the reason why he deserves the ballon d’Or and cannot change the fact that his World Cup campaign was a total flop. You don’t get to rewrite a World Cup performance because you’re doing well in the Nations League the following season.
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Ghosted in the World Cup. Ghosted in the UCL. But a few goals in friendly tournaments make him a Ballon d’Or favorite 💔
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