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I think I understand the "cat lady" feminist phenomenon: dogs demand too much emotional labour.
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Under Boris Johnson, the British Conservative government (I don't know why we call them that, because I'm not sure exactly what they’re conserving) had a completely incontinent border. Millions of migrants of any quality and any provenance gushed into Britain. This was the Boriswave. British people now want to undo this wave and unpick at least some of the damage it did - but the Tory Party have now decided instead to say, "the Boris wave was good, actually". Tim Stanley, a bellwether of modern Tories, spoke at the party's conference to condemn the "racist far-right", say how proud he is that his party is led by someone of foreign origin, and to say of the Boriswave that it would be "immoral" to return them and "they ain't going back". He's also at pains to emphasise that Olukemi Olufunto Badenoch is as English as they come, and that anyone who thinks she isn't "just doesn't like black people". But Kemi has described herself as "Yoruba". And why does Tim Stanley think that if you think somebody's not English, you don't like them because they're black? Somebody can be not English, and you can still like them, and you can even want them in your country. I don't think Kemi should be deported. I don't think 99.9% of people on the supposed "far right" think that either. Mostly because she's got a posh English accent. I don't think there's anything immoral about asking people to return to the country they were born in, the country of their ancestors, if being here isn't working out for us. I'd quite like to return to the country I was born in. Trouble is, I never left it. Tim even admits that the mass immigration was very, very wrong. So why is it morally wrong to roll back something that was very very wrong? Despite Tim's low-testosterone submission to endless mass immigration, of course it can be reversed. Donald Trump did this in America. Iran and Pakistan deported millions of Afghans. They just did it. You can just do things.
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Mr Milliband coins a new frightening phrase to add to the already long list 'Climate Breakdown'! That's to go alonq with 'Climate Emergency', 'Climate Chaos', 'Climate Catastrophe' and 'Climate Collapse'. And of course the stuff we actually experience day by day. Weather.
Britain on the world stage, acting in our national interest.
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He wasn't "killed". This wasnt an unfortunate event like a road traffic accident. He was MURDERED. Repeatedly stabbed to death in a church by Somalian, Ali Harbi Ali, an Islamic State sympathiser, who should not have been in the country.
Five years ago today, Sir David Amess was killed while serving the people of Southend West. I knew David as a kind, tireless colleague who dedicated his life to public service. His death was a terrible reminder of the risks faced by those in public life, and of our responsibility to ensure that everyone can serve their communities without fear. Today, we remember David’s extraordinary commitment to the people he represented, and the lasting loss felt by his family, friends and all who knew him.
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If it’s dry clean It’s a design flaw And rip off But which came first Only dry clean jumper Or dry cleaners? And how useful Was one dry cleaner Not a network You move house And now got 150 miles Round trip to Have a cat lick Your suit?
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Wankshafter bottle designers - a bottle is asymmetric - we do not want the seam cutting thru the fucking handle I feel pretty strongly about this scraping my knuckles No not on the floor but your bastard seam
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in Baltimore after a mother was CHARGED in the DE*TH of her own 2-month-old baby, who was STARVED, BEATEN, DEHYDRATED, and had BLEEDING IN HIS BRAIN... ...and she was LET OUT ON BOND in just 3 DAYS!!! His name was Malik Woodard, he lived 83 days. Medical records show that in those 83 days, he gained just 50 GRAMS. That’s less than TWO OUNCES, for his whole life. On August 31st, 2025, around 11:30 in the morning, police were called to Loch Raven Boulevard and Gorsuch Avenue for a baby who wasn’t breathing. Firefighters did CPR. He didn't survive. According to charging documents, his great-grandmother heard him crying abnormally and struggling to breathe. She went to his mother. His mother ordered her grandmother to LEAVE THE ROOM. That mother is Taylor Williams. She’s 20 years old. Williams told investigators she stepped into the bathroom and came back to find her son unresponsive. Then the medical examiner ruled: -> Head trauma that caused BLEEDING IN HIS BRAIN. -> Severe dehydration. -> Malnutrition. That ruling didn’t reach detectives until June of this year... nearly TEN MONTHS later. She wasn’t arrested until October 5th... more than a YEAR afterwards BUT IT GETS WORSE. She was charged with first-degree child abuse resulting in de@th. In Maryland, that carries up to LIFE in prison, but guess what? Three days later, on Thursday, October 8th, she posted bond and she WENT HOME. Say his name. Malik Woodard. WHY IS SHE WALKING FREE????????? WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. LIVE. LIKE. THIS.
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How many women are enough? According to Lewis Schaffer, one is NEVER enough… 😬 Mike Graham and Lewis are back to argue about women, jealousy, fake food, free speech and the “death zone”. 🚨 Thought Police Ep. 14 premieres TONIGHT at 7pm on @ukliveonline @Iromg @LewisSchaffer ⏰ Here -> youtu.be/cYQF7u9SVeA #ThoughtPolice #UKLIVE
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Another 650 prisoners have been released early today. How many of the previous cohort released early are already back behind bars? This is a circus of disastrous decisionmaking that places the public at serious risk. Labour makes a mockery of punishment and offers no deterrent for other likely offenders.
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Replying to @Yoward55
You should, it mentions our school lad.
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Just because they are wearing skirts it does not necessarily make them Trans, where is the make up? The flags? xitter.cf/SankaraDispatch/status…
T¢ach yourself and your kids about the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.
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"It's just students worried about education funding!" Riots have erupted across France with schools burned down, hundreds of police officers injured and running violence in the streets. Who’s doing it? It’s the usual suspects - but if you just paid attention to the mainstream media, you’d be forgiven for thinking that this was just a polite group of white kids worried about school funding. The BBC used all its resources to find the whitest, most peaceful protest they could cover, and framed it as a grand Gallic tradition. “Since the infamous protests of 1968, French governments have known the power of young people taking to the streets” The Guardian pushed responsibility onto the police with the headline, “As the mother of a student in Paris, I see what’s happening: reasonable demands met with awful violence. It would be tough to argue that the demands of France’s protesting high school students are not reasonable ones, worth taking to the streets for: investment in crumbling schools, replacing absent teachers, reducing class sizes and overstuffed timetables, and bridging the inequality gap between schools in different areas.” Even the (supposedly) conservative Telegraph excused the rioters, leading with "We're doing this for our teachers”. Meanwhile, actual footage of the riots shows wanton destruction, schools burning, an improvised flamethrower and brutal violence. Polish politician Piotr Zakowski shared footage of a group of migrants filming themselves in Limoges, France, attacking a French family while shouting "kill that white family." He reports that after seriously injuring the family, they entered the family's home and completely trashed it. A student rioter at Honoré-de-Balzac high school near Paris has called for the police to be killed “in the name of Allah.” “There are only ten of them. In the name of Allah, we can kill them all!” he shouted. Other young rioters happily cheered. The maddest thing is that even though there are Islamists in these riots shouting "Allah Akbar," there are young native French people on the side of the Islamists. They're so indoctrinated with anti-white left-wing ideology. They cheer for people who would kill them. They sing songs celebrating the Bataclan massacre, which targeted people exactly like them. And rioters sung a rap song about a jihadist terrorist who executed an 8 year old French Jewish girl by shooting her in the head. France was one of the first places to recognise the state of Palestine. Pretty soon they'll be recognising the state of Palestine inside France.
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I see a coach company called Atlantic travel based in Bolton drops off the lefty protestors at the Palestine marches. The company is owned by Subhan Ahmed DEAN Boycott these traitors.
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Not only is the government going to court to block the publication of migrant crime data, it is now also refusing to release the cost of the asylum seeker “don’t rape” leaflet This is a public safety crisis and ministers have fingers in their ears.
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Disgrace to the uniform
A police officer pays a visit to a UK citizen for “derogatory comments” that she didn’t make. Derogatory comments are not, in any case, against the law. This nonsense is happening all the time. And there is no political will to stop it.
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