@Youvself
Joined August 2015
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I choose to believe this shit not because its true but because I'm gullible
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This is literally just the plot of the movie Alien
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Mr Business@mybigcrackOct 16
Replying to @afraidofwasps
I've been calling it plurality banality but people are always messing up the names of my theories, which is called the incidence of impudence
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femcellord@femcellordOct 16
nessie🐮@NessieMoooSep 30
touch my paw! …um. you can let go now…. #madokamagica
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My therapist never hits me with bricks or anything similar
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I'm not an art expert but how did mona lisa get more fame than these
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weather@dsxf234161Oct 14
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Father ate All the Chicken in the Chicken Noodle Soup
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 13
“Not fit to stand trial” seems ableist. Why not modify the trial so the defendant will be fit to stand it?
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intelligent drake: you used to call me on my smartphone
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glunk@glunkinatorOct 11
the only reason why people are hating on this it's because empowering for women.
Otaking 🇵🇸@TheOtakingOct 9
New Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - Trigger - 2025
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A24
@A2415 Sep 2013
What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?
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Replying to @RealestMemes_
No honestly people will say something and it’s like oh my turn
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Aubrey@Pancake27LolOct 10
how it feels to have one really good day and then return to your super boring life
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They just reached peak that year
DocksEcky@DocksEckyOct 8
This type of guy went extinct in 1999.
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okay
Youvself@YouvselfOct 8
Replying to @blakexmaya @latinapolpot
what is a phewzhie? why did this bot say this?
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this gets you more of a reaction online than if you say you have cancer
BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 7
Replying to @prythouoffthyd
i’m pushin 40 but ok
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