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Halal Meme Wala (Retired)

@YoursMemely

No longer what this account used to be. (Re)Tired. If you're not Muslim, look into Islam. If you're Muslim, never abandon your salah.

Joined May 2021
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Eid Mubarak fam :) (don't forget to take enough water and fibre while you stuff down those juicy 🍖 🥩)
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Ok so anyone has that 'How to read <author>' flowchart guide for Imam al Ghazali رح?
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how hard is to conceal carry a freaking nayif for self defence? spill some ketchup a few times and these cases will start dropping.
DOAM (@doamuslims) profile pictureDOAM
@doamuslimsMay 16
Three Muslim men were attacked by members of Hindutva cow vigilante mob over allegations of carrying beef in Lakdi Nabiganj, Siwan, Bihar.
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Alastair Hilton (@London_W4) profile pictureAlastair Hilton
@London_W4May 16
On my way to the Unite the Kingdom March right now. Got my cameras and all set for a great day out.
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wait
SatanWatch 👿 (@_SatanWatch) profile pictureSatanWatch 👿
@_SatanWatchMay 8
Found a guy on Reddit who claims to have achieved telekinesis by eating raw habanero peppers.
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here's your reminder that recreational fishing isn't permissible (for hanafis, at least)
Islamic Scientific Heritage (@IslamicSH_) profile pictureIslamic Scientific Heritage@IslamicSH_May 10
A man caught the same fish again 1.5 months later. "Just as your death is pursuing you, so too is your provision pursuing you." [Hadith]
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murt.ard?
5Pillars (@5Pillarsuk) profile picture5Pillars
@5PillarsukMay 10
An investigation has exposed a Muslim in Pakistan as the man behind a single Facebook page which published viral AI-generated anti-Muslim hate videos targeting British audiences. 5pillarsuk.com/2026/05/10/77…
Man from Pakistan exposed as creator behind Islamophobic hate profile

Man from Pakistan exposed as creator behind Islamophobic hate profile

FacebookLikeShareTweetEmail An investigation has exposed a Muslim man in Pakistan as the man behind a single Facebook page which published viral AI-generated anti-Muslim hate videos targeting British...

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May Allah guide him to Islam.
Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) profile pictureNetflix UK & Ireland
@NetflixUKMay 8
100 years old and still the coolest person alive. Happy birthday, Sir David!
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nothing to promote. Never abandon your Salah. Also- xitter.cf/YoursMemely/status/187…
Halal Meme Wala (Retired) (@YoursMemely) profile pictureHalal Meme Wala (Retired)@YoursMemely14 Jan 2025
💯 IF you watch documentaries, I highly recommend BBC Planet Earth (both I and II). Got the visual "tafseer" for 11:6 imo. Boosts your iman ngl. [⚠️contains some background music, I don't exactly remember to what extent]
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need of the hour ig
One Nation Media (@1NationMediaX) profile pictureOne Nation Media
@1NationMediaXMay 8
WELCOME TO ONE NATION MEDIA! A message from our executive editor @DillyHussain88.
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Halal Meme Wala (Retired) (@YoursMemely) profile pictureHalal Meme Wala (Retired)@YoursMemely10 Aug 2024
Anyone here who've been drinking 5+ raw eggs daily for at least 3 yrs?
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Jokerrr@jokerrr2_0May 7
My Nana has returned to Allah. I request you all to keep him in your prayers. May Allah forgive his shortcomings, grant him maghfirat, Ameen.
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Ismail Kamdar (@IsmailKamdar) profile pictureIsmail Kamdar
@IsmailKamdarMay 7
2-3 times per week for a happy healthy marriage.
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UchihaProdigy@GreySasquatchMay 6
Ppl are not getting this tweet All the mob lynchings are happening under Secular Constitution of India . Halal meme wala is right , only ppl who know about Manusmriti and Gautam dharam sutra will get this Let them impose Manusmiriti , it will be disaster for them not muslims
Halal Meme Wala (Retired) (@YoursMemely) profile pictureHalal Meme Wala (Retired)@YoursMemelyMay 5
unpopular opinion: beejp pushing lnd.ia to a h!ndutva state is good for Muslims in lnd.ia in the long run. (hint: Islamic history)
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unpopular opinion: beejp pushing lnd.ia to a h!ndutva state is good for Muslims in lnd.ia in the long run. (hint: Islamic history)
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Jvnior (@Jvnior) profile pictureJvnior
@JvniorApr 28
If any news reporters want to write a story about how I got paid $16,000 a month to post anti-israel content on X hit me up. It was the greatest 4 months of my life. I’d love to show proof of donations. My DMs are open.
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Halal Meme Wala (Retired)@YoursMemelyApr 28
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Eddie Deen (@TheDeenShow) profile pictureEddie Deen
@TheDeenShowApr 27
One of God’s wisdoms in forbidding Pork
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Eddie Deen (@TheDeenShow) profile pictureEddie Deen
@TheDeenShowApr 27
One of God’s wisdoms in forbidding Pork
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