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When Messi passes you the ball in a situation like this and is already making a run, just make sure he gets the ball back, no matter how the fuck you do it. Once he receives it back, he's putting it in the net 9 out of 10 times.
This was one of the reasons he scored fewer goals at PSG. Most of the time, he simply never got the ball back. Instead, his teammates would take the ball and try to score themselves, only to end up getting blocked by defenders or hitting it straight at the goalkeeper.
While Messi is busy receiving awards equivalent to the Nobel Prize and being treated like the king of kings, Ronaldo is busy writing emails to France Football demanding a refund after he and his fans supposedly spent millions buying votes for what they thought was the Super Ballon d'Or.
And as if that weren't enough, he's also busy emailing the Saudi league, asking them to credit him with a goal he supposedly scored using the carbon dioxide he exhaled, which somehow found its way to the ball through an opponent's head. 🐪
My 🐪 scores goals with his right leg, left leg, head, shoulders, knees, and toes! Also with his chest, dick, hair of all kide, and even with his bootlaces. And today, he scored a goal using the carbon dioxide he emitted. 🐪
Homelander retweeted
Beginning to get on my nerves, all this ‘who is the best, Messi or Ronaldo’ nonsense. So who do you reckon is the greatest?
62%Messi
38%Ronaldo
382,221 votes • Final results Homelander retweeted
Who is the greatest footballer of all time?
15%Pele
7%Maradona
51%Messi
27%Cristiano Ronaldo
566,880 votes • Final results Homelander retweeted
La cuenta oficial del @ballondor, saca un comunicado en donde deja expuestos a los bicholovers por que el premio que le quieren comprar a Cristiano Ronaldo, NO es oficial ni se entregará nada de manera presencial, solo es una encuesta y los resultados se mandaran por email 🤣🤣🤣❌🏆
Kids these days have no idea what kind of magic these two used to produce on the pitch. Their chemistry remains unmatched to this day.
We all think we're Messi's biggest fans, but trust me when I say this: no one is a bigger fan of Messi than Pep Guardiola and Luis Enrique. No one.
I really thought Messi was going to pull off another Boateng moment against that defender. Luckily for him, he managed to stay on his feet.
From this angle, it looks like Berterame actually returned the ball to Messi twice. From the regular angle, it looked like Messi had to dribble past him too.
Players like Casemiro, Sergio Ramos, Luka Modrić, Mesut Özil, Iker Casillas, and Marcelo, who actually understand the game better than anyone, played alongside Ronaldo, won multiple Champions League titles with him, and spent most of their careers trying to stop Messi, think Messi is clear of Ronaldo.
But apparently, we have to ignore their opinions and agree with a bunch of 12-year-old kids and unemployed jerks with a mobile phone and an internet connection who think Ronaldo is better simply because they love doing his "Siuuuu" celebration.
🚨Casemiro on his hilarious conversation with Messi after his brace against Atalanta United
Reporter 🎙️: We saw you having a conversation with Messi immediately after his second goal. What did he tell you?
Casemiro 🗣️ “Honestly, 1 was still trying to understand his first goal, and a few minutes later, he scored again and had everyone questioning whether this man is really 39 years old, as he claims. I had to run as fast as I could just to celebrate with him!
He looked at me and said, "Hey, Case, you've been rock solid lately. The way you're helping organize our defense has been incredible." Then he thanked me, and honestly, that meant a lot. Coming from Leo, those words carry a different kind of weight.
Reporter 🎙️: And what did you say to him?
Casemiro: (laughs) | told him, "Don't worry, Leo. I'll go to hell defending you!"
He looked at me like he couldn't believe what I'd just said, then immediately pulled me into a huge hug. (laughs) That was a beautiful moment.
People sometimes forget how much suffering I've been through playing against this man. I've spent years trying to stop him, preparing for games knowing he could decide everything in a single moment. Now, I finally have the opportunity to stand beside him instead of trying to stop him.
Honestly, I see it as a privilege. Playing alongside Messi is something special, and the more time you spend with him, the more you understand why people speak about him the way they do.
Messi scoring 900+ goals while playing this deep and making passes like this will remain one of the greatest mysteries in football history. Players who play like this don't usually score more than 300 goals in their entire careers, but somehow Messi is expected to play like this while also scoring 1,000 goals just so the fans of a tap-in merchant can finally believe he's a good footballer.
Being a Messi fan is the toughest job right now. We were already struggling to defend Messi's honor against those brainless Pendu lovers. Now, on top of dealing with Ronaldo fans, we have to go to war to defend Messi's honor against Barça fans and Yamal fans as well.
What a time to be alive!
If this version of Messi had played in today's social media and PR era, there wouldn't even be a GOAT debate. It would've been settled a long time ago.
This man's whole life is just one contradiction after another. The narrative changes whenever it suits him.
Homelander retweeted
His family has been belittling his teammates for a long time, and this shameless family has the audacity to demand respect from other
Homelander retweeted
🚨 MOST OVERRATED INTERNATIONAL LEGACY OF ALL TIME 🚨
Cristiano Ronaldo’s tournament résumé:
❌ 0 World Cups
❌ 0 World Cup finals
❌ Best World Cup finish: 4th — in 2006, as a kid, not as the main character
❌ 1 World Cup knockout goal — a penalty vs Croatia in 2026 after 20 years of blanks
❌ 0 non-penalty World Cup knockout goals. Ever.
❌ 0 World Cup Player of the Tournament
❌ 0 World Cup Golden Balls
❌ 0 EURO Player of the Tournament
❌ 0 Nations League Player of the Tournament
❌ 0 Player of the Tournament awards at a major international tournament. EVER.
❌ Euro 2016 final: injured off, team won without him
❌ World Cup 2022 knockouts: benched
❌ World Cup 2026: one penalty, then out to Spain in the round of 16
❌ Six World Cups. No trophy. No MVP. Just volume.
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Just think about these things for a moment. Was everything really normal?
1. Messi's family did not come to the stadium.
2. Argentina's President was expected to attend but never showed up.
3. Diego Simeone was seen in the stands during almost every Argentina match, yet he was absent from the final.
4. Lautaro Martínez was not even shown on screen for a single minute, let alone given any playing time.
5. Enzo received two yellow cards and was sent off
6. Lisandro Martínez's injury. He is the kind of player who has continued playing even while bleeding in ordinary matches, yet in a World Cup final he got injured without any apparent contact from an opponent.
7. Cristian Romero's injury.
8. Scaloni's strange substitutions.
9. Argentina failed to register a single shot on target in the first 90 minutes. Even after 120 minutes, they managed only two shots on target.
10. Spain completed nearly 800 passes, while Argentina completed fewer than 300. It is difficult to believe.
11. Argentina kept losing possession. Even when they managed to win the ball back, they often gave it straight back to Spain with their very next action. Time after time, they would bring the ball out from their own penalty area, reach midfield, and then immediately surrender possession.
12. Cristian Romero did not shake hands with Trump.
13. As of now, Messi, Julián Álvarez, De Paul, Lautaro Martínez, Enzo Fernández, and Lisandro Martínez have still not returned to Argentina.
14. Finally, Messi was not awarded the Golden Ball. By what statistical measure did Rodri deserve it over Messi?
All things considered, I have to say something happened here, just like what happened in the era of Maradona in 1990.
The Brazilian FIFA president back then simply snatched the World Cup away from Maradona. Maradona cried and said that Havelange (the then FIFA president) had taken the World Cup away from him.
Today, Infantino has perhaps done the exact same thing. Since false narratives like 'Messi, FIFA boy, rigged' were spreading throughout the entire World Cup, maybe they did this so that FIFA's image wouldn't be tarnished and the billion dollar business across Europe wouldn't be ruined.
I don't know what the truth is here, but sooner or later it will come to light. Until then, we wait....
And Ronaldo fans, listen
You guys spread anti-Messi agenda throughout the tournament. We will never forget you guys. Shame on you Loser FC.
