Cruising the #UFO between #Australia & #Canada - tellin' it like it is.

Right here...
Joined November 2010
Will the @CBC fund a pilot?
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Hey @Dadsaysjokes, what do you call a fancy monkey?
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Replying to @RossAndRussel
@RossAndRussel "Hey guys, wanna here the most annoying sound in the world?" youtu.be/0cVlTeIATBs
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And the magpie that just swooped me when I played it must agree...
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Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.
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#Australia - the most likely place that a spider will trip your motion-activated security system between 2-3 AM... and where Aussies just need to clarify "in the morning"...
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Einhorn is Finkle... And just maybe, Finkle is Einhorn... 🤔
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I never thought orthopedic shoes really would work for me. But I stand corrected.
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The past is past; nothing can change it. But the future depends on the present; we still have the opportunity to shape it. This is not a matter of employing technology or spending more money, it's a question of developing a sense of concern for others' well-being
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When you didn't make it to the Men's because you were too busy chasing John McClane around Nakatomi Plaza... @DieHard
I was thinking for stage………….NAH!!! 😜😂😜
Yes... the #Canadian Wonder Dog 🐕 🇨🇦! Did you hear about his pal, Aboot? 🥾
You have a dog called Sorry?
Only when trying to find parking...
One minute you're young and fun. And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
What has 2 butts and kills people? An assassin.
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Officers responded to the report of a male who was shot. Officers were initially told the victim was shot by one of 2 unknown males, however a subsequent investigation determined the 19-year-old pulled out a concealed handgun and accidentally shot himself winnipeg.ca/police/press/202…
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Wishing you all a happy 2022.
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But I wouldn't hop to conclusions...
Ah yes, the appetiser couple... goes with Romaine...
Good afternoon. One of the Tawny Frogmouth babies, this morning. Was raining softly.
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1. Read and write more. 2. Don't hesitate to admit when you're wrong. 3. Be comfortable changing your opinion. 4. Find a mentor. 5. Stay teachable. 6. Make mistakes and learn. 7. Don't get offended easily. 8. Ask questions. 9. Spend time with nature. 10. Stay humble.
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