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Joined December 2013
1. ban betting 2. dial the # if you following these 3. blow up data centers and all things ai
We simulated today's NBA opener, Celtics @ Pistons, 5,000 times 🏀 Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him. Here's the most typical game 👇
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this is a nuggets hate tweet btw. no way that 4th guy should still be employed by the national basketball association's Denver Nuggets
Only 28 players are on opening-night rosters with the same team they played for during the 2020-21 season (including Damian Lillard). 13 teams have no players remaining from their 2020-21 rosters, while the Nuggets lead the league with four players still on the team.
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It was a fun 6 weeks NFL, but big bro is back tonight
Hoopsday has arrived. NBA basketball is back ⌛️
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wow, the impact (as i scroll past 30 videos of the french burning shit down)
Thousands of people showed up on Ocean Beach in San Diego on “No King’s Day” to make a plea to vote with just their bodies on California sand. People from all over the World are calling it a beautiful thing.
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also typed this from the couch so a real glass house situation going on but jfc im so tired of performative 'protests' and demonstrations
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dew retweeted
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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MALACHI TONEY PUT ON A SHOW WHEN MIAMI NEEDED HIM MOST. 11 REC, 185 REC YDS, 2 TD, 31 RUSH YDS Toney is putting together the type of season that belongs in the Heisman conversation.
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NEW: Arch Manning’s Heisman odds have hit 1% on Kalshi: 57% — Jeremiah Smith 14% — Keelon Russell 9% — Darian Mensah 7% — CJ Carr, Trinidad Chambliss 4% — Gunner Stockton 3% — Josh Hoover 2% — Kamario Taylor, Drew Mestemaker 1% — Arch Manning, Malachi Toney
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Look at my goat
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Tf was in the water in 2017
which year had the strongest lineup ?? #filmtwt
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Honestly great list until you get to the late 20s and realize most people just start throwing out names. I know I don’t see Jalen Brunson top 30
Thanks to everyone who participated in the All-Time NBA poll. 11,423 unique participants Each cast about 49 votes on average. 555,803 total votes ...And here are the results.
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6’9 in shape athlete knocks out recovering crack addict at the racist streamers boxing event. Gotta be the worst sentence of all time
FULL: Michael Beasley KOs Delonte West within the first 30 seconds of the opening round at Adin Ross’ boxing event 😬
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Despite this series being “hype moments and aura” the book I will be seated. Who cares about nonsensical plot threads and half cooked political analysis when you can have the Iron Rain on screen
A ‘RED RISING’ movie is in the works at Paramount • Francis Lawrence (‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’) set to direct • The story follows a young miner living on Mars who attempts to bring down the color-coded class system (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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dew retweeted
Aaron Gordon give me 16 playoff games bro it’s all I ask
Gordon with the fancy handle and dishes it to Johnson for the triple 🔥
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Putting a podcast mic in front of this man genuinely a war crime (hilarious clip)
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incredible move from Mazzulla here. wish every coach in the NBA would do this.
Joe Mazzulla wanted your live calls today and the listeners did not disappoint😂 @ZoandBertrand
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We finally found the AG predecessor. My god, stock is boomin
Nuggets rookie Trevon Brazile had an impressive showing tonight, nearly perfect game. 22 PTS, 2 REB, 8/10 FG, 0 TO, 90 TS% Denver drafted him in the second round (Pick 35)
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There are real, live human beings that said this guy isn’t a top 5 (really 3) player because of his last year or two in that hell hole
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO TONIGHT: 20 POINTS 15 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 3 BLOCKS 8/10 FGM 24 MINUTES DOMINANT. 🔥 (🎥 @WadexFlash)
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Hilarious individuals to have above or on the same level as Giannis and Jok😭
The real NBA top 75
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They win a fourth game in the finals
Finish this sentence ✍️ I’ll believe the Nuggets are championship 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 when….
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